Your weekly SFU horoscopes: May 11–17
Written by Paige Riding, News Writer
Aries: How’s that “grass is greener on the other side” mindset going for you now? Take the time to forgive...
QUIZ: Should you add your sleep paralysis demon to your social bubble?
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
1. With whom else does your sleep paralysis demon spend his time?
a) No one, he promised me...
Ski Ninjas: Breakfast Cereal
By Kyle Lees at The Daily Snooze
Five Rejected SUB Designs Revealed!
Although Build SFU has already selected an architect for the university’s new SUB building, their encouragement for public involvement in its design has led...
Youtube server shutdown accidentally leads to increased productivity and havoc
Youtube’s servers were temporarily offline last Monday, leaving many devoted viewers and users in the dark. Following the 22 hours and 13 minutes of...
Build SFU members revealed to be reptilian aliens, vow revenge on decision to reject...
On January 21, the students of Simon Fraser University decided to reject giving a debenture to Build SFU for the construction of a Student...
This week in comics
Lazy Living (Serena Chan)
Pun 2 3 (Sarah Walker)
Creator's Pet (Destiny
1001 Gotham Nights (Avneet Toor & Manjit Toor)
Seagull Square (Jill Mandrake)
How to die first in a horror film in 10 easy steps
Let's say you find yourself inside a horror movie. I know, right? So annoying! There's the fear, the shouting, the hiding, and additionally, your...
I sniffed you
Looking for the“good boy”
You were tied up outside of a Whole Foods Market wearing a red collar. You were waiting for your human, being...
