Top Ten reasons I’ve been unable to catch some shuteye
By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student
The collapse of liberal western democracy
Imagine waking up to find the Scottish unicorn on your passport in your room...
Point / Counterpoint: Student Accountability
POINT: This isn’t high school anymore, you’ve got to take some accountability
by Dr. Ian McLean, SFU Professor
Listen up, this isn’t playtime anymore okay? You’ve got to...
Five ways that university is just like obedience school
By: Holly French
Let’s face it — back-to-school season isn’t just for humans. Your furry, four-legged friends are headed off to obedience classes and they...
SPOOF: The Mascot of the Year
It’s midday on Burnaby Mountain and the air is thin and frosty. With the exam period over and the new semester still weeks away,...
Comedic poetry: Getting drunk for the first time
Written by: Kitty Cheung
You walk excitedly into the basement party, nestled in the suburbs, surrounded
by university friends, more like acquaintances? whatevs, WE FINNA GET
FUCKED...
Valentines to give your favourite plagiarizers
Written by Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief
"Are you on exchange from Tennessee? Because you’re definitely not getting a 10/10 from me"
"On a scale from 1 to...
Word on the Street: Royal Baby Name
I didn’t get it. I don’t know how though, I used my winning golf-betting strategy . . . how could they not name the...
What Your Graduation Cap Says About You . . .
Classic Square Academic Hat
You graduated from either a university or high school and now have the minimum requirement to get some terrible job.
Classic Square...
Enrolment dates: Exposed
Written by: Trevor Roberts, Peak Associate
It’s that time of year again. After weeks of uneasy waiting, the students of SFU finally receive their enrolment...
