The Curve God listens
Written by: Zoe Vedova
Everyone knows how the manifesto of the Curve God starts:
THE CURVE GOD LOVES YOU!
BUT ARE YOU PREPARED TO LOVE HIM...
Literal Hellfire And 6 Other Groundbreaking New Ways To Cook An Egg (NOT Clickbait)
Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate
I was sitting alone in my bedroom when I got a call from an unknown number.
“What are you thinking...
Historical pretexts for ridiculous political sanctions
By: Alex Bloom, Gabrielle McLaren, Aaron Richardson
UK bans Danish imports in response to late 8th century Viking raids
The island nation passed sanctions on...
English language recalls the word ‘literally’
English language revokes word ‘literally’ as done in past with matlarf, and spoo
By Gary Lim
Citing flagrant abuse and underappreciation, the English language has issued...
HUMOUR: Christmas to come even earlier next year, take over “Halloween” season
A controversial announcement surfaced in Whistler this weekend which could very well change the Christmas landscape forever. Over caviar and Dom Perignon, the leading...
Petter Watch:October 29, 2012
Petter sick of having to be the back end of the horse costume for third year in a row.
SFU welcomes its REAL new president: Canadian-brand Meghan Markle
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
After months of tireless searching, a stroke of good luck has brought SFU our next school president. In a...
From the Mind of Sam Gorick
“My body posture can be described as ‘C-3P0 Riding a Horse.’”
“I have a pretty great workout regime: 15 reps at the water fountain, and...
Patches of black mould petition against university building closure
Over 50 patches of potentially hazardous black mould gathered on Burnaby campus last Thursday to raise awareness about the university’s decision to shut down...
SFU drinking games to kick off (and get you through) the semester
I’m Not Drunk, YOU’RE Drunk
A game to play when you’ve had a big Wednesday night out, only to find yourself in lecture on Thursday...
