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Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Top Ten reasons I’ve been unable to catch some shuteye

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student The collapse of liberal western democracy Imagine waking up to find the Scottish unicorn on your passport in your room...

Point / Counterpoint: Student Accountability

POINT: This isn’t high school anymore, you’ve got to take some accountability by Dr. Ian McLean, SFU Professor Listen up, this isn’t playtime anymore okay? You’ve got to...

Five ways that university is just like obedience school

By: Holly French Let’s face it — back-to-school season isn’t just for humans. Your furry, four-legged friends are headed off to obedience classes and they...

SPOOF: The Mascot of the Year

It’s midday on Burnaby Mountain and the air is thin and frosty. With the exam period over and the new semester still weeks away,...

Comedic poetry: Getting drunk for the first time

Written by: Kitty Cheung You walk excitedly into the basement party, nestled in the suburbs, surrounded by university friends, more like acquaintances? whatevs, WE FINNA GET FUCKED...

Valentines to give your favourite plagiarizers

Written by Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief "Are you on exchange from Tennessee? Because you’re definitely not getting a 10/10 from me" "On a scale from 1 to...

Word on the Street: Royal Baby Name

I didn’t get it. I don’t know how though, I used my winning golf-betting strategy . . . how could they not name the...

What Your Graduation Cap Says About You . . .

Classic Square Academic Hat  You graduated from either a university or high school and now have the minimum requirement to get some terrible job.   Classic Square...

Enrolment dates: Exposed

Written by: Trevor Roberts, Peak Associate It’s that time of year again. After weeks of uneasy waiting, the students of SFU finally receive their enrolment...