Critics pan Kanye West’s new baby
Kanye West dropped his first ever child over a week ago just a day before releasing his sixth solo studio album, and although Yeezus...
SFU has been engaged so long that other schools start to worry
It has been five years since Simon Fraser University became the engaged university, and its friends are reportedly starting to fear that the wedding...
Shitty Business Pitch: The Gargoyle Guys living gargoyles
By: Hannah Davis
Shitty Business Pitch: Living Gargoyles
We can all agree that gargoyles are timeless; there is absolutely no other way to describe them. Their...
Acting courses for porn stars
By: Winona Young
Here at the Vocational Adult Acting Graduates Institute of North America, or VAAGINA, we embrace artists and actors alike to challenge the...
Lacking funds for “food,” new restaurant opens as specialty “Breatharian” establishment
VANCOUVER — Capitalizing on the ever increasing number of specialty restaurants in the city, a new restaurant opened last week which is expected to...
Hey baby, what’s your sign?
You’re in a club. You spot someone smiling at you from across the bar. You sidle up to her, and your mind goes blank....
Word on the Street: Voting
Q: Who are you planning on voting for this Tuesday?
I’ll probably just vote for whoever has the coolest name. That’s what I did last...
The Daily Snooze: Yoga
By Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze
Comedic Poetry: Things more fun than final exams
Written by: Youeal Abera
Racing down a hill
On a bike with no brakes —
Hitting a beehive
With my bare, entire face.
Walking on hot coals
And licking them...
