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Saturday, July 4, 2020

The life cycle of the student

By: Iain Edgar To some, the student may seem to be a useless organism: a creature devoid of individual thought whose only purpose is to...

Go brand yourself

By: Zoe Vedova Today’s fast-paced world is packed with Internet celebrities turned instant millionaires. These company-sponsored trendsetters are rapidly changing the structure of our society...

HUMOUR: TSSU aligns with Prince of Darkness to settle university dispute

With the recent loss of their health benefits, SFU’s Teaching Support Staff Union (TSSU) has stepped up their game like never before against Andrew...

Psychopathic murderer shocks public with revelation that he is a respectable member of the...

DALLAS — An entire northern Texas community has been left in shock this week after known murderer, Lee James Watson, outed himself as a...

Questionable Information: Bing

The popular phrase “just Bing it” predates the Internet by 10 years.

A definitive ranking of every Starbucks near SFU’s Vancouver campus

When it comes to leading the student life, a good cup of coffee can mean the difference between life and death — or maybe...

Overly friendly professor destroys students’ lives for forgetting to call him by first name

Written by Nathaniel Tok, Peak Associate Assistant professor Michael McManfred, a recent hire for the Department of Legal, Ethical, and General Investigative Technology (LEGIT), has...

Gift cards, crisp $20 bills top this season’s list of most wanted gifts

With Christmas still over a month away, the crunch is already on for some people trying to get their holiday shopping done before crowds...

HUMOUR: Seven ways SFU students can stay warm and toasty during winter

That’s right, SFU. It’s not just the cry of Game of Thrones fans in withdrawal for the next season of blood, guts, and nudity...