Hey, Rapunzel here — I think my quarantine haircut just killed a man
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
To misquote Veronica Sawyer of Heathers fame, my quarantine hair-angst bullshit has a body count.
I mean, I wouldn’t say...
EX-MAS
Christmas is pretty much that special someone who dumped you after cuffing season ended. Now, it’s time to grieve. Instead of the 12 days...
The Mullets: Mullet
By Travis Dandro
To all the Grindr guys I’ve loved before
Written by Juztin Bello, Copy Editor
Dear blank profile,
You were my first love, and I’ll always remember you for that. Except I don’t even...
The recollections of an SFU Boomer
By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate
Here’s the skinny of it: incoming students for the online Fall 2020 semester are getting off too easy. They get...
Help wanted: seeking redshirt for intergalactic space exploration
Have you ever looked up at the stars and thought, “I wish I could be a part of an intergalactic space exploration, and hopefully...
How to be original
By: Tiffany Chang
Blast “Despacito” in your car
There’s no doubt that “Despacito” is a super catchy song. So, despite the video having 3.9 billion views...
Stuff We Hate: Vaguely Halloween-Related Edition
The Class Zombie
You know that guy? Yes, that guy, because let’s be honest here; it’s only guys who do it. The guy who sits...
Become a PQ Superstud
Listen, every guy wants to be a stud and pick up ladies (unless he’s happily married, gay, asexual, or is just trying to watch...
