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Welcome to the future!

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March 30, 2026

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Data centres at SFU spark concerns of possible Burnaby Tank Farm explosion

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March 30, 2026

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All consenting SFU community members have uploaded their minds to the cloud

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March 30, 2026

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Which path will your future take?

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March 30, 2026

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OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE FUEL

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March 30, 2026

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SFSS passes referendum on rebranding SFU into a tropical island

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March 30, 2026

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A look at growing concerns around robot cleaners on campus

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March 30, 2026

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SFU set to open its renovated swimming pool by fall 2077

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March 30, 2026

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SFU time capsule opened after generations

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March 30, 2026

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Accounts from surviving resistance fighters in the 2076 AI-pocalypse

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March 30, 2026

News

SFU Canadian Cancer Society hosts 12th annual Relay for Life

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March 24, 2026

Opinions

Once a tool of empire, cricket has been reclaimed for good

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March 24, 2026

News, Top News

Community members concerned about Conservative event at SFU

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March 23, 2026

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Family makes food special

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March 23, 2026

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Mayorship is a responsibility

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March 23, 2026

Arts, Film & TV

VIMFF: Extreme Ascents focuses in on perils of Everest

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March 23, 2026

Arts, Books

Home, belonging, and marginalization at Dr. Umezurike’s book launch

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March 23, 2026

Arts, Music

Monday Music: For the upcoming Sinhala and Tamil New Year

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March 23, 2026

Arts

Cafés to study at this finals season

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March 23, 2026

Humour

The PNE funhouse is where the government keeps the fucked-up parallel versions of everyone during its off-season

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March 23, 2026

News

“Not at all” represented: Unhoused residents respond to Hastings decampment report

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March 21, 2026

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SFSS bars recording at Council meetings, deterring student reporting

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March 21, 2026

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Human rights calls for Canada Soccer to condemn the Israel Football Association

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March 18, 2026

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Movement presents plan for Surrey’s transit future

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March 18, 2026

Opinions

Reconciliation is forged by authenticity

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March 18, 2026

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Students are let down by employment insurance

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March 18, 2026

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Squamish man rollerblades around the world to raise $1 million for bees

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March 16, 2026

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Vancouver City Council rejects motion for transit snow removal priority

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March 16, 2026

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The BC health-care system should eliminate barriers to access

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March 16, 2026

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Climate impacts onslaught by military funding

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March 16, 2026

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Community members concerned about Conservative event at SFU

Peak Web - March 23, 2026

A collage of police tape, phone, microphone, and video camera expresses the media being barred from reporting. The background consists of newspapers and a “Hastings St.” sign.

“Not at all” represented: Unhoused residents respond to Hastings decampment report

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SFSS bars recording at Council meetings, deterring student reporting

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Human rights calls for Canada Soccer to condemn the Israel Football Association

SFU Canadian Cancer Society hosts 12th annual Relay for Life

News Peak Web - March 24, 2026

By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Staff Writer On March 21, the SFU Canadian Cancer Society (SFUCCS) hosted their annual Relay for Life fundraising event for the Canadian Cancer Society. Relay for Life is a Canada-wide student-led initiative organized at schools across the country. Co-chairs of SFUCCS Rhea Chand, Sukhman Ghuman, and Teona Seabrook organized the event with help from the Simon Fraser Student Society, the Canadian Cancer Society, and several SFU clubs. Before the event, participants could register online as individuals or teams and set a fundraising goal to meet, with a recommended goal of $100. Their fundraising progress is tracked on the Online Fundraising Leaderboard, with top fundraising teams and individuals eligible for various prizes, such as tickets to the Capilano Suspension Bridge. On the day of...

Once a tool of empire, cricket has been reclaimed for good

Peak Web - March 24, 2026

Community members concerned about Conservative event at SFU

Peak Web - March 23, 2026

Family makes food special

Peak Web - March 23, 2026

Mayorship is a responsibility

Peak Web - March 23, 2026

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30 March 2026

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SFU Canadian Cancer Society hosts 12th annual Relay for Life

Peak Web - 7 days ago

Community members concerned about Conservative event at SFU

Peak Web - March 23, 2026

“Not at all” represented: Unhoused residents respond to Hastings decampment report

copy - March 20, 2026

Human rights calls for Canada Soccer to condemn the Israel Football Association

Peak Web - March 17, 2026

Opinions

Once a tool of empire, cricket has been reclaimed for good

Peak Web - 7 days ago

Family makes food special

Peak Web - March 23, 2026

Mayorship is a responsibility

Peak Web - March 23, 2026

Reconciliation is forged by authenticity

Peak Web - March 17, 2026

Arts & Culture

VIMFF: Extreme Ascents focuses in on perils of Everest

Peak Web - March 23, 2026

Home, belonging, and marginalization at Dr. Umezurike’s book launch

Peak Web - March 23, 2026

Monday Music: For the upcoming Sinhala and Tamil New Year

Peak Web - March 23, 2026

Cafés to study at this finals season

Peak Web - March 23, 2026

Features

SFSS bars recording at Council meetings, deterring student reporting

copy - March 20, 2026

Black women musicians and the stubborn R&B label

Peak Web - March 16, 2026

Fascism across borders: the Canadian companies collaborating with ICE

Peak Web - March 9, 2026

Reconnecting with my hormonal rhythms

Peak Web - March 2, 2026

Humour

The PNE funhouse is where the government keeps the fucked-up parallel versions of everyone during its off-season

Peak Web - March 23, 2026

QUIZ: Which Peak staff member are you?

Peak Web - March 16, 2026

Shark Bowl: The BC Conservative Party leadership race

Peak Web - March 16, 2026

Board game cafés kill connections

Peak Web - March 12, 2026

Sports

Wayne Gretzky’s false Canadiana

Peak Web - March 27, 2025

Former SFU women’s basketball coach inducted into Canadian Basketball Hall of Fame

Peak Web - March 27, 2025

How the Red Leafs fared to start 2025

Peak Web - March 24, 2025

Staying active when everything feels expensive

Peak Web - March 20, 2025

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Welcome to the future!

Spoof Peak Web - March 30, 2026

By: C Icart and Michelle Young, Co-Editors-in-Chief If you’re reading this and it’s not 2076, that means our plan to use time travel to send the paper back in time worked. The Beep is now a dictatorship, and we have been running the paper for the past 50 years. Michelle finally has a hairless cat and C achieved their goal of appearing on The Traitors (they won). After our first term as EiCs at what was then called The Peak, we were replaced with an AI bot that rebranded the paper for what would become a predominantly robot readership. However, the students demanded that human Peak— sorry Beep staff return after an issue published dozens of articles incorrectly announcing the opening of pools with cars inside...