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Wednesday, April 25, 2018

New questions OKCupid should ask

By: Hannah Davis How do you make a smoothie? Do you a) blend your smoothie before you eat it, or do you b) just eat...

SFU’s book shop of horrors

By: Zoe Vedova Fluorescent lights quiver above me. I scramble into the Maggie Benston Centre, shaken, heartbeat slamming against my ribcage like a snare drum...

EA admits they based their business model around SFU’s methods

By: Ahmed Ali Last week, Electronic Arts (EA) CEO Andrew Wilson spoke with shareholders about EA’s influence for the way they’ve been monetizing their games...

HOW TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR DAY-TO-DAY ANXIETY

As an anxious person, I feel like life can sometimes be made up of putting on an exceptionally brave and sassy face while also...

Art they should display at SFU

By: Hannah Davis The $7 Coffee This is a performance art piece that will last 10 hours. This art piece starts with a simple empty generic coffee...

How to write a YouTube comment

By: Gene Cole It’s a normal night. You’ve gotten home from a long day of dull lectures and uncomfortably silent tutorials, and haven’t spoken to...

Board games for bored university students

By: Victoria Lopatka Are you the type of student that naturally procrastinates by any means available when you have an assignment due the next day?...

Unaired Shark Tank pitches

By: Simrin Purhar We’ve all seen Shark Tank, a show which features entrepreneurs pitching their business ideas and products. Some of  the entrepreneurs are lucky...

Rejected Tinder bio lines

By: Winona Young Valentine's Day is right around the corner! For any of you unlucky souls still in Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hoes Club Band, have...

A short biology lesson for dumb idiots who ask “is your pussy tight?”

With Google searches such as “my girlfriend feels loose is she cheating” and “how to make your vag tighter with vinegar,” I feel that...