New SFU classroom policies
By: Tiffany Chang
Having to say an oath before starting class: Yup. You read those words right. As of next week, students must pledge allegiance...
Translation guide for comments on your paper
By: Winona Young
The season of returning essays is about to arise, and students will be filled with relief, confusion, and inevitable disappointment . ....
Best ways to avoid social interaction on campus
By: Nathaniel Tok
People think that university is a type of community — a place to make lifelong friends. Of course, that’s just naïve first-years...
How to name your baby like a celebrity
By: Victoria Lopatka and Eva Zhu
If you’ve ever been on E!, TMZ, or a celebrity’s Instagram, and immediately thought “what the fuck” at their...
BREAKING NEWS: Raccoons overthrow SFU administration
By: Aaron Richardson
Reports are flooding into The Peak saying that SFU’s administration has been taken over by the raccoon population on Burnaby campus. While...
Cards against SFU
By: Gabrielle McLaren
Black cards
The hottest item in the Bookstore this season is ________
To increase their ratings, the SFSS President has started handing...
The types of people you will find on transit
By: Amal Abdullah
The Talker
Our first specimen in the jungle of transit is The Talker. These wild creatures will pull out their phones in...
Drinks we made in first year
By: Gene Cole, Hannah Davis, and Malcolm MacRitchie
Bad Decision
Fireball straight out of the mickey
Mixed Berry Dole juice to chase
Fireball was invented by someone who...
Drunk and Sober You: The most important relationship in your life
By: Aaron Richardson
An important part of living a healthy life is maintaining healthy relationships with the people you surround yourself with. When you’re in...
Summer Co-op: Maze Builders needed
By: Jonathan Pabico
Do you like mazes? Do you enjoy students losing their minds walking in our maze of a school? If you’ve said yes...
