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Friday, February 23, 2018

Acting courses for porn stars

By: Winona Young Here at the Vocational Adult Acting Graduates Institute of North America, or VAAGINA, we embrace artists and actors alike to challenge the...

Political fanbase nicknames

So you like politicians, huh??? So much so that you’re a self-proclaimed fan that stands beside them under all circumstances? That’s all fine and...

Collaboration in a real-life workplace

By: Simrin Purhar Manager: Corporate called and wants us to make “collaboration” our new mantra. Repeat after me, “Collaboration equals productivity!” Snarky Millennial: Are you talking...

Sightseeing on the 144 SFU/Metrotown

The Simon Fraser University sign that is lit up 24/7 Knowledge. Discovery. New acquaintances. Crippling Debt. A large grey structure atop a foggy...

Your years in university as Beyoncé albums

As every good Beyoncé fan knows, you don’t just end up at Lemonade. Sometimes you gotta go through super awkward red carpets and poor...

Go brand yourself

By: Zoe Vedova Today’s fast-paced world is packed with Internet celebrities turned instant millionaires. These company-sponsored trendsetters are rapidly changing the structure of our society...

The best and worst handouts SFU has to offer

By: Zoe Vedova As SFU students, we stand in constant vigilance of anyone foolishly attempting to hand us things. While speed-walking from bus stops to...

Cool stuff you can buy from the new TransLink store

While you were waiting in the snow for a bus that would never come, TransLink was devoted to coming up with a way to...

First-year student FINALLY finds tutorial room in the AQ

By: Gabrielle McLaren First-year student Malcolm Mackenzie has finally found the classroom for his Introduction to Sociology tutorial after spending the entire fall semester wandering...

Dementors come to SFU only to find that all the souls are already gone

By: Meghan Light SFU received an unexpected visit this week when Dementors infiltrated campus. Unfortunately, the Dementors were disappointed because they could not find what...