New questions OKCupid should ask
By: Hannah Davis
How do you make a smoothie? Do you a) blend your smoothie before you eat it, or do you b) just eat...
SFU’s book shop of horrors
By: Zoe Vedova
Fluorescent lights quiver above me.
I scramble into the Maggie Benston Centre, shaken, heartbeat slamming against my ribcage like a snare drum...
EA admits they based their business model around SFU’s methods
By: Ahmed Ali
Last week, Electronic Arts (EA) CEO Andrew Wilson spoke with shareholders about EA’s influence for the way they’ve been monetizing their games...
HOW TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR DAY-TO-DAY ANXIETY
As an anxious person, I feel like life can sometimes be made up of putting on an exceptionally brave and sassy face while also...
Art they should display at SFU
By: Hannah Davis
The $7 Coffee
This is a performance art piece that will last 10 hours. This art piece starts with a simple empty generic coffee...
How to write a YouTube comment
By: Gene Cole
It’s a normal night. You’ve gotten home from a long day of dull lectures and uncomfortably silent tutorials, and haven’t spoken to...
Board games for bored university students
By: Victoria Lopatka
Are you the type of student that naturally procrastinates by any means available when you have an assignment due the next day?...
Unaired Shark Tank pitches
By: Simrin Purhar
We’ve all seen Shark Tank, a show which features entrepreneurs pitching their business ideas and products. Some of the entrepreneurs are lucky...
Rejected Tinder bio lines
By: Winona Young
Valentine's Day is right around the corner! For any of you unlucky souls still in Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hoes Club Band, have...
A short biology lesson for dumb idiots who ask “is your pussy tight?”
With Google searches such as “my girlfriend feels loose is she cheating” and “how to make your vag tighter with vinegar,” I feel that...
