A modest proposal for student housing

By: Cazzy Lewchuk, Beedie Business Professor As an economist, my primary goal is to make money and absorb surplus value. As a concerned professor who...

Longing for the SFU Pisser

By: Your Friendly Neighbourhood Duck Another year, another splash. It’s fall semester again, and we’re fully back into the swing of pumpkin spice everything, midterms,...

Un-pretty womaning myself

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor As the president of the Metro Vancouver Kelly Clarkson Fan Club, I was shocked, appalled, devastated, and in shambles after...

C’est l’Halloween

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Somewhere, in a galaxy that’s actually ours, a British Columbian with French skills acquired in elementary and middle school,...

Halloween outfits for the culturally and fiscally conscious

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Certified Stylist There’s nothing scarier than shelling out moolah for a Halloween costume you’ll wear to Fortune Sound Club and then...

A guide to phonebanking with the BC Conservative Party

By: Mason Mattu, Conservative Strategist INTERNAL DOCUMENT — FOR THE EYES OF STAFFERS ONLY Thanks for agreeing to phonebank with the BC Conservative Party. After what...

A hopeless romantic loses their lover to SFU Surrey

By: Mason Mattu, Building hater Just when I thought I got him to fall in love with SFU Burnaby.  Should’ve known better than to accompany...

What soup slurping taught me about the grindset

By: Brick Daniels, local soup connaisseur Brick Daniels, local soup connoisseur  Title: Former sales technician at Crimblus AI Solutions Location: Yaletown, Vancouver Bio: I love two things...

Dopamine detox gone too far

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate Most doomscrollers have heard of the dopamine detox — a total abandonment of easy dopamine hits by purging all social...

24 hours in the W.A.C. Bennett Library

By: Rehma Adnan, Distribution Coordinator Midterm season is upon us, AKA the season of all-nighters. However, in my quest to have the ultimate study...