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Left:  This photographer forgot that you’re supposed to eat your food after Instagramming it.     Right: An SFU student peers from his cave, clearly much happier in his...

By: Alex Bloom In a recent bid to increase revenue, SFU has decided to transition into a wildlife reserve. Now called Simon Fraser Shelter for...

By: Elise Burgert, “Life” Sciences Experimenter   Throughout history, scientific consensus has been that the organisms occupying Simon Fraser University, a concrete behemoth sitting atop Burnaby...

Environmental sciences Diet: Predominantly vegan and vegetarian Green leaf salads with no dressing Kombucha Chickpeas Tofu Hummus Rice crackers Dandelions Pure unfiltered sunlight Behaviour and habitat: They can often be found grazing at Renaissance...

By: Alannah Wallace, SFUer Expert   The SFUer has a home and bed, but they do not sleep much. Most days, they wake up so tired...

By: Jennifer Low, Avian Correspondent Ever wonder why SFU’s architecture is filled with dark tunnels and hallways? Or what the heck the avocado/egg in the AQ...

By: Andrew Ringer and Eva Zhu   Andrew’s hikes: Garibaldi Lake Difficulty: Intermediate Time: Five hours Camping: Yeee Driving time from SFU Burnaby: 1.5 hours No matter how blue...

SFU Exams vs. The Snow What’s this? What’s this? What the fuck is this?! Snow is a big cock-slap in the face, and Metro Vancouver...

Larissa Chen It has been an incredible feat that while she was initially elected as VP student services representative, Larissa Chen quickly rose to her...

Firsts March 13 – First time president Petter emerged from his office after five months of hibernation April 21 – First time the Highland Pub shockingly...