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Left:  This photographer forgot that you’re supposed to eat your food after Instagramming it.     Right: An SFU student peers from his cave, clearly much happier in his...

SFU becomes wildlife reserve

By: Alex Bloom In a recent bid to increase revenue, SFU has decided to transition into a wildlife reserve. Now called Simon Fraser Shelter for...

SFU students fail the criteria for life, researchers confirm

By: Elise Burgert, “Life” Sciences Experimenter   Throughout history, scientific consensus has been that the organisms occupying Simon Fraser University, a concrete behemoth sitting atop Burnaby...

The diets and natural habitats of the most common SFU faculties

Environmental sciences Diet: Predominantly vegan and vegetarian Green leaf salads with no dressing Kombucha Chickpeas Tofu Hummus Rice crackers Dandelions Pure unfiltered sunlight Behaviour and habitat: They can often be found grazing at Renaissance...

A day in the life of an SFUer

By: Alannah Wallace, SFUer Expert   The SFUer has a home and bed, but they do not sleep much. Most days, they wake up so tired...

New student-eating bird discovered at SFU

By: Jennifer Low, Avian Correspondent Ever wonder why SFU’s architecture is filled with dark tunnels and hallways? Or what the heck the avocado/egg in the AQ...

Best hikes in Vancouver

By: Andrew Ringer and Eva Zhu   Andrew’s hikes: Garibaldi Lake Difficulty: Intermediate Time: Five hours Camping: Yeee Driving time from SFU Burnaby: 1.5 hours No matter how blue...

SPOOF: Famous Feuds of 2016

SFU Exams vs. The Snow What’s this? What’s this? What the fuck is this?! Snow is a big cock-slap in the face, and Metro Vancouver...

SPOOF: The Short List

Larissa Chen It has been an incredible feat that while she was initially elected as VP student services representative, Larissa Chen quickly rose to her...

SPOOF: SFU’s Firsts and Lasts of 2016

Firsts March 13 – First time president Petter emerged from his office after five months of hibernation April 21 – First time the Highland Pub shockingly...