SFU Pangrams to Test your Fonts
Written by Lubaba Mahmud, Staff Writer
We all know the classic sentence which uses all 26 letters of the alphabet: “The quick brown fox jumps...
CONFESSIONALS: I’m a resume template harlot
Written by Dominic Wildebee, SFU Student
I’ve had my back blown out by three different resume templates in the past week.
I know you’re sitting, judging...
Your weekly SFU horoscopes: May 11–17
Written by Paige Riding, News Writer
Aries: How’s that “grass is greener on the other side” mindset going for you now? Take the time to forgive...
QUIZ: Should you add your sleep paralysis demon to your social bubble?
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
1. With whom else does your sleep paralysis demon spend his time?
a) No one, he promised me...
SFUnexplained: Former SFU president Andrew Petter replaced by suspicious look-alike during final term
By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate
Wake up, sheeple! Our beloved previous university president, Andrew Petter, has been replaced by a doppelgänger.
For starters, Petter has not...
Ski Ninjas: Breakfast Cereal
By Kyle Lees at The Daily Snooze
Five Rejected SUB Designs Revealed!
Although Build SFU has already selected an architect for the university’s new SUB building, their encouragement for public involvement in its design has led...
Youtube server shutdown accidentally leads to increased productivity and havoc
Youtube’s servers were temporarily offline last Monday, leaving many devoted viewers and users in the dark. Following the 22 hours and 13 minutes of...
Build SFU members revealed to be reptilian aliens, vow revenge on decision to reject...
On January 21, the students of Simon Fraser University decided to reject giving a debenture to Build SFU for the construction of a Student...
