A modest proposal for student housing

By: Cazzy Lewchuk, Beedie Business Professor As an economist, my primary goal is to make money and absorb surplus value. As a concerned professor who...

Longing for the SFU Pisser

By: Your Friendly Neighbourhood Duck Another year, another splash. It’s fall semester again, and we’re fully back into the swing of pumpkin spice everything, midterms,...

Un-pretty womaning myself

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor As the president of the Metro Vancouver Kelly Clarkson Fan Club, I was shocked, appalled, devastated, and in shambles after...

The Peak Investigates: parking tickets galore

By: Herculia Poirrette, investigative journalist-in-training I’ve learned from psychology that having a positive attitude can make for greater mental well-being. The past two weeks, I...

SCARY STORIES: Inside the SFU morgue

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, SFU explorer, and Mason Mattu, Ceiling Fan The SFU morgue has been off-limits to me for much of my degree...

C’est l’Halloween

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Somewhere, in a galaxy that’s actually ours, a British Columbian with French skills acquired in elementary and middle school,...

Halloween outfits for the culturally and fiscally conscious

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Certified Stylist There’s nothing scarier than shelling out moolah for a Halloween costume you’ll wear to Fortune Sound Club and then...

A guide to phonebanking with the BC Conservative Party

By: Mason Mattu, Conservative Strategist INTERNAL DOCUMENT — FOR THE EYES OF STAFFERS ONLY Thanks for agreeing to phonebank with the BC Conservative Party. After what...

#Influencer Queen: my review of the 2026 “Video Music Awards”

By: Nejdana Houshyar, Staff Writer Instagram live video begins. Influencer Queen: Oh my god, you guys, MTV, like, totally just flew me out to watch their...

A hopeless romantic loses their lover to SFU Surrey

By: Mason Mattu, Building hater Just when I thought I got him to fall in love with SFU Burnaby.  Should’ve known better than to accompany...