I went on a Scientology speedrun . . . this is what happened

By: Micah True, The Masked Writer Every great voyage is in some ways destined to fail. Did the ill-fated explorer Ernest Shackleton ever expect to...

I attended a cultural book club filled with white women so you don’t have to

By: M. Escritora With some free-time on my hands, I decided to join an “empathy-forward” book club hosted at my local Bed Bath and...

In the headlines: Bowen Island campus, data centres, and so much more!

By: Tomos Land, Staff Writer The BC New Democratic Party and BC Conservatives to write joint-manifesto for 2028 election as part of cost-cutting measures KPMG awarded...

What kind of raccoon shitter are you?

By: Poopabella Fudgerton, Quiz Master We already know that raccoons rule our campus — they roam the halls, guard the parking lots, and wait...

The PNE funhouse is where the government keeps the fucked-up parallel versions of everyone during its off-season

By: Heidi Kwok, Staff Writer I’m driving past the PNE, as I do each morning on my way to work, when I catch a fragrant...

QUIZ: Which Peak staff member are you?

By: Maya Barillas Mohan Are you a morning person? Or perhaps you gas yourself up in the morning for the long day ahead and...

Shark Bowl: The BC Conservative Party leadership race

By: Sheela McGummery, Legislative Correspondent After John Rustad’s scandalous exit from leadership, the BC Conservative Party recently announced a new format for our leadership...

Board game cafés kill connections

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer  Hey, kitten. Maybe too soon for pet names, especially because I don’t know if a second date is...

Summer 2026 course electives

By: Heidi Kwok, Staff Writer Looking for an easy-breezy course for this upcoming summer semester? Tired of traditional midterms and research papers? Or maybe you’re...

The shit files: The SFU Shitter begins his carnage

By: The SFU Shitter My friends, the time is now for poop liberation. My good friend, the SFU Pisser, started this movement. Now, it’s time...