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Thursday, April 2, 2020

Snowmageddon: A Vancouverite’s guide to dealing with snow

The recent dumping of snow over our city has left Vancouverites feeling defenseless, hopeless, and just plain useless at times. We’re talking about people...

“Santa is real,” and other acceptable lies to tell children

I don’t have a favourite child Those of us who have siblings remember a time when our sibling received special treatment, and out of jealousy,...

Campus Updates: March 26th

Mysterious ball of light appears over SFU Panicked and frightened students ran amok across the Burnaby campus last Wednesday, as what was described by several...

Ani-malapropisms: A murder of crows

By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu

Word on the Street: Rolling Stone Cover Controversy

5 out of 5 stars upset! The cover should be reserved for MUSICIANS ONLY, like Lil’ Wayne, Clay Aiken and Charles Manson!  Stewart Simpson, Eclectic music...

Tippy Top Ten: Luongo Trade

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Silver Linings in the Roberto Luongo Trade... 10. Without @strombone1, Daniel Sedin’s Pinterest will finally get the attention it...

Recently graduated English major experiences overwhelming financial, personal success

Against all odds, a recent SFU graduate has shown the world how to make an arts degree work for him. After graduating with a...

The erotic life of an English Student Union executive

When asked what being vice-president of the English Student Union (ESU) entails, I normally launch into a tired, boring spiel about student involvement. But...

Dear Dr. Breakup

Dear Dr. Breakup, William has just been dumped by his valentine, Lady Francesca. William will not stand for these indiscretions. William has made a blood...

COMIC: The Joke Train