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Saturday, September 18, 2021

COMIC: A Peers Christmas

Snowmageddon: A Vancouverite’s guide to dealing with snow

The recent dumping of snow over our city has left Vancouverites feeling defenseless, hopeless, and just plain useless at times. We’re talking about people...

Ask Dr. Duh: Finances

Dear Dr. Duh, I have a little problem. This is my first year out on my own, and I’m already flat-out broke. I mean, who...

Chris Brown beats Leukemia

Unpopular music artist batters slightly more popular bone cancer By Gary Lim HOLLYWOOD — Famed American rap artist Chris Brown made headlines early last week after...

Man can’t believe he’s the only one who wishes there was a “Halloween with...

THE INTERNET — A man who goes by the username “krankaddict1” on the popular online movie and superficiality website, IMDB, was shocked to discover...

The 4 Types of Professors You’ll Meet at University

Written by Dr. Thomas McKinley, SFU Professor   There are a few things you can count on when it comes to your university experience. You’re going...

Burning down the house

A fire department in the Lower Mainland has recently come under fire for reportedly hiring only attractive, strapping young individuals instead of older, more...

Laugh Track: Shirley Gnome

Shirley Gnome is aware that comedy musicians have a slightly tarnished reputation. For every successful example like Weird Al or Flight of the Conchords,...

Grace N. Howl on the SFSS Campaign Trail ’16: Bye Bye Miss American Pie

Hello SFU, With the results of the elections blatantly obvious to me, I must say that I am disappointed in my loss. The outcome of...

How Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” predicted the Trump presidency

Popular singer-songwriter Taylor Swift, known for songs such as “Love Story” and “Shake it Off,” has been revealed to be gifted with powers of...