“Santa is real,” and other acceptable lies to tell children
I don’t have a favourite child
Those of us who have siblings remember a time when our sibling received special treatment, and out of jealousy,...
Mystic Gary: The Electric Company
By Gary Lim
Dear Mr. “Mystic” Gary Limbinowitz,
This is the final notice you will be receiving from Santech Power. Your residency has failed to pay...
You’ve been at SFU too long when . . .
By Adam Dewji
Word on the Street: Roberto Luongo
Really insulted, they basically just told him that they have no confidence in him as their top backup goalie . . .
Cliff Connors, Grew up...
The Crank Files: 2Pac and Kimbo Slice are alive in Cuba
This month we lost legendary MMA fighter Kimbo Slice — or at the very least, that’s what the media wants us to think.
This...
Quvenzhane Wallis won’t stop asking everyone she knows what a “c***” is.
By Gary Lim and Alison Roach
HOUMA, Louisiana — Uncomfortable silence and dry-mouthed stammering permeated the sleepy neighborhood of West Hollow, Houma yesterday night. When...
Your university experience shouldn’t just be about studying and grades . . . it’s...
Listen up son, I know that in the past your mother and I have put a lot of pressure on you to work hard,...
Tippy Top Ten: Puppy Therapy
Here are the Tippy Top Ten Reasons Puppy Therapy is better than Regular Therapy…
10. They aren’t afraid to just go ahead and lick you
9....
Fall fashion advice from someone who doesn’t know anything about fashion
Hey fashionistas/fashionettes,
I’m Jacey von Style, and I’m here to tell you everything I think you should probably know about this season’s hottest fashion trends.
First...
