“Santa is real,” and other acceptable lies to tell children
I don’t have a favourite child
Those of us who have siblings remember a time when our sibling received special treatment, and out of jealousy,...
Ask Mystic Gary: Bullies
By Gary Lim
Dear Mystic Gary,
Over the last month, I’ve noticed some oddities in regard to my six-year-old. He’s been staying after school much later,...
The Pope Pipe
With the leader of the Catholic Church still undecided (as of March 12th), the eyes of 1.2 billion Catholics worldwide are sure to be...
SFU’s beloved mould and leaky buildings infested with grad students
BURNABY — Ageing, deteriorating and coming apart at the seams, members of SFU Graduate Student Society have been reported to be “a serious concern”...
Tippy Top Ten: BC Teachers Strike
Here are the Tippy Top Ten Ways BC Teachers are Taking Strike Action…
10. Field trips limited to trips to actual fields
9. Alphabet will only...
Cops: The Musical hits sour note in Ferguson
Fifteen people have been hospitalized with varying injuries after the debut performance of Cops: The Musical in Ferguson, Missouri resulted in violent rioting.
Eyewitnesses...
Laugh Track: Dino Archie
“It’s nice to meet you, man,” Dino Archie smiles at me from across the table, then pauses before asking a follow-up, “I haven’t met...
Actual interviews with actual people: Reverend X, God
“Bitch, I ain’t give a fuck what you’re thinking, fuck your thoughts, I’m God, and bitch, you not!”
This profane and classic line was...
