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Sunday, February 28, 2021

Snowmageddon: A Vancouverite’s guide to dealing with snow

The recent dumping of snow over our city has left Vancouverites feeling defenseless, hopeless, and just plain useless at times. We’re talking about people...

“Santa is real,” and other acceptable lies to tell children

I don’t have a favourite child Those of us who have siblings remember a time when our sibling received special treatment, and out of jealousy,...

Man forced to rant angrily about late bus too tired to verbally abuse family

SURREY — A 25-minute delay of the 319 bus at Scott Road Station last night has left a local man completely eviscerated after he...

Tippy Top Ten: Donald Sterling

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Most Appropriate Punishments for Donald Sterling...   10. Spend eternity in black heaven 9. Have fate decided by OKC referees (am...

Mona wanted

Your awful summer romances as Pokémon

          Magikarp     When you were 16, you spent a whole month at summer camp being felt up by the kid with...

Ski Ninjas: Tim

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

Word on the Street: Roberto Luongo

Really insulted, they basically just told him that they have no confidence in him as their top backup goalie . . . Cliff Connors, Grew up...

Tippy Top Ten: Reading Week

10. Spent entire week writing in ultimate act of rebelliousness 9. Without the usual crazy lines, finally visited SFU Art Gallery 8. Discovered your idea of...

Nobody unfreezes pizza like my Nonna, okay? Nobody.

Let me start out by making things completely clear. This pizza you served me is wonderful and I really appreciate it. You are not...