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Tuesday, January 28, 2020

“Santa is real,” and other acceptable lies to tell children

I don’t have a favourite child Those of us who have siblings remember a time when our sibling received special treatment, and out of jealousy,...

COMIC: A Peers Christmas

Stuff We Hate: Glass jars & People with two last names

Glass jars The first time I saw someone drinking out of a jar, it was my grandmother, who was visiting from Serbia. I laughed at...

Meet the New Humour Editor

By Brad McLeod After the sudden and tragic graduation of beloved former humour editor Gary Lim, The Peak has brought in a new, younger, hipper...

Tippy Top 10 List: John Tortorella

Tippy Top 10 Ways John Tortorella is Planning to Spend His Suspension   10. Quality time with family, berating them to “play some fucking defense” 9. With...

Tippy Top Ten: Writer’s Block

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Ways to Conquer Writer's Block ...   10. Ummm... 9. Uhhh… 8. Just, you know… 7. Check your e-mail? 6. Wait it out, you’ll think...

The month you take your Christmas tree down and what it says about you

December: You must really hate Christmas — and happiness in general. Did you even get a chance to look at the tree before you...

Check out my Fringe show

Excuse me. Excuse me! Yes, hi, I was wondering if I could interest you in a flyer for my Fringe show. I know. You might...

Listless: Rejected Rick Santorum Memoir Titles

By Robert Lutener Against Reason In Defense of Hatred Different: Bad. Same: Good. You Know There are Ways to Find Out About Me, Without Using Google Abort all the...