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Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Snowmageddon: A Vancouverite’s guide to dealing with snow

The recent dumping of snow over our city has left Vancouverites feeling defenseless, hopeless, and just plain useless at times. We’re talking about people...

“Santa is real,” and other acceptable lies to tell children

I don’t have a favourite child Those of us who have siblings remember a time when our sibling received special treatment, and out of jealousy,...

Platforms that would get me excited about the SFSS election

A sustainable gondola from the top of Burnaby Mountain directly to my apartment More bursaries for people who always forget to apply for them Every second...

An open letter to the person who stole my bookbag

Dear sir or madam,   Before I begin, may I be the first to thank you for stealing my book bag? While your act of thievery...

John Tortorella begins pre-season conditioning by yelling at members of local country clubs

New Vancouver Canucks coach, John Tortorella, has reportedly begun his workouts for a new season of yelling at adults about games and has been...

I don’t see race, I just see people with bombs in their turbans and...

Written by Gill Smith, TSA Listen, I know a lot of people think that airport security employees aren’t always the most impartial people when it...

Laugh Track: Cameron Macleod

When it comes to comedy, Vancouverite Cameron Macleod has done it all. In addition to producing The Hero Show at the China Cloud Theatre...

Sex Advice with Wally Bergmann

“My partner and I were discharged from the hospital after discovering an inconvenient allergy to candle wax. On one hand, lighting them closes up our throats...

Tippy Top Ten: BlackShades Malware

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Signs Your Computer is Infected with BlackShades Malware...   10. Search history includes several variations of “blackshades cool guys” 9. Gut...

Male teen confused by girl who actually came over to just watch a movie

A Coquitlam teen has been left frustrated and confused after his crush agreed to watch a movie at his place, then proceeded to not...