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Sunday, September 20, 2020

Texts From Last All-Nighter: what SFU says in the depths of academic fever

Written by Shangrila Plaza, SFU Student (227) : yo : I need stupid names to name a pigeon : wrong answers only *** (228) : It’s 2:50am : finish your essay. *** (293) : Hey,...

SFU invites students to Feral Coyote Therapy

Written by Maxwell Gawlick, Peak Associate After the great success of the school’s recent Dog Therapy sessions, SFU’s Health & Counselling Services is bringing the...

SFU history department shuts down because “who cares, what’s done is done”

Written by Marco Ovies, Arts Editor On Friday, SFU’s incoming president Joy Johnson announced her plans to shut down SFU’s Department of History. The university...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 15–21

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: This week may be stressful for you, Aries. Try meditating now so that later you can really enunciate...

How SFU’s A-listers are managing without the limelight (and potato wedges) during the pandemic

By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer Providing its readers with the latest scoops on SFU’s most notable, The Peak reached out to three different raccoons on...

The Craziest, Most Outrageous, Most Surprising, Best, Worst and Average Countdown Lists of the...

Oh boy, what a crazy year 2013 was for year-in-review countdown lists! There were just so many ridiculous, crazy countdown shows and magazine articles...

HUMOUR: Gatorade announced as the official beverage of the upcoming 2016 Hangover Games

Earlier this week, aspiring alcoholics and people who “just know how to have a really good time” everywhere were rejoiced to learn that popular...

Harambe controversially awarded visual arts grant

In a controversial move, SFU’s School of the Contemporary Arts (SCA) has awarded a $5,000-grant for visual arts to the deceased gorilla Harambe. SFU’s...

SPOOF: SFU’s Firsts and Lasts of 2016

Firsts March 13 – First time president Petter emerged from his office after five months of hibernation April 21 – First time the Highland Pub shockingly...

What’s on your menu?

Spaghetti At first, everything looks fine. The spaghetti relationship features meatballs prominently, and it’s just a slippery and fun go-to meal. This relationship is a...