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SFU GOTHIC: The school creeps on . . .

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Written by Kelly Chia, Staff Writer You are in C9000 and you hear wheels. Everyone stops talking to listen to the wheels. The sound...
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With the archangels’ trumpets missing, God books SFU’s bagpipers to summon the Apocalypse

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Written by Rodolfo Boskovic, SFU Student Do you have a due date coming up? Forget about it. If you’ve had time to look outside lately, you...
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Professors pledge to save the environment by recycling syllabuses until 2040

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Written by Jennifer Low, Peak Associate SFU is known for being an institutional leader when it comes to environmental sustainability. But how is this possible...
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Meet the hero who ascended to godhood after lasting halfway through No Nut November

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Written by Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Walking on the moon. Winning consecutive Super Bowls. Letting someone else speak without interrupting. Throughout history, man has made...
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: November 18–24

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Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 Find a day this week to bathe in tomato paste. It will neutralize the acrid,...
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Boy sues WikiHow for failing to get him out of the friend zone

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Written by Vivien Ying Qi Li, SFU Student WikiHow, a website infamous for its informative articles on first-world problems, is currently getting sued for providing...
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Couple breaks up after one lover is caught texting their fave YouTube videos to their side pieces

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Written by Jennifer Low, Peak Associate BURNABY, BC — “We are so over!” Ashley Johnston’s voice could be heard echoing down the hallways of the...
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How I got involved with SFU’s Red Backpack Cult

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Written by Paige Riding I joined the SFU Athletics cult and all I got was this stupid red backpack. It happens to the best of us....
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To all the Grindr guys I’ve loved before

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Written by Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Dear blank profile,  You were my first love, and I’ll always remember you for that. Except I don’t even...
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Texts From Last All-Nighter: what SFU says in the depths of academic fever

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Written by Shangrila Plaza, SFU Student (227) : yo : I need stupid names to name a pigeon : wrong answers only *** (228) : It’s 2:50am : finish your essay. *** (293) : Hey,...
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[email protected]

© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024