“This is not what I was promised”: Students protest 2020, the dawn of a disappointing decade

Written by Jennifer Low, Peak Associate Whatever happened to that bright, shiny new-decade glow? SFU students have come to point out that the wool cannot...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: January 20–26

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 You’ll sweat a bit this week. You think your friends might be playing “kiss, marry,...

I accidentally joined the university pyramid scheme

Written by Paige Riding Check your phone — there’s a new direct message on Instagram. Is it a clueless friend, sending you ANOTHER meme you’ve...

I fell in love with a meme king

Written by Kim Regala, Staff Writer I’ve always been a firm non-believer of romance. Ever since that school dance in the sixth grade . ....

SFU embraces full open-concept design by expelling all its students

Written by Lubaba Mahmud, Staff Writer While SFU is already known worldwide for its exceptional architecture, the university has decided to update its interior design...

SFU drinking games to kick off (and get you through) the semester

I’m Not Drunk, YOU’RE Drunk A game to play when you’ve had a big Wednesday night out, only to find yourself in lecture on Thursday...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: January 13–19

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 Your brain is quite compatible with rocket science. Just like a rocket, it doesn’t work...

Trudeau’s new beard “full of secrets,” sources said last Wednesday

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor As Prime Minister Justin Trudeau dons a scruffy new look for the new year, sources close to him have...

DEAR PEAKIE: SFU’s latest and greatest advice column

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor All questions submitted by SFU students! --- Dear Peakie, Despite feeling lonely, I have an independent streak that drives me away from...

SFU PARODY POEMS: “Shall I Compare Thee to a Cloudy Day?”

Written by Ben McGuinness, Peak Associate Shall I compare thee to a cloudy day? Thou art more dreary and more concrete: Rough weather does slow the bus...