Written by Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief
“Are you on exchange from Tennessee? Because you’re definitely not getting a 10/10 from me”
“On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re the 1 I need to teach about citations”
“Nothing could be sweeter than getting you expelled, Valentine”
“Cupid called. He saw you copy-pasting.”
“Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You didn’t change the font colour,
How fucking dumb are you?”
