Written by Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief
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“Are you on exchange from Tennessee? Because you’re definitely not getting a 10/10 from me”
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“On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re the 1 I need to teach about citations”
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“Nothing could be sweeter than getting you expelled, Valentine”
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“Cupid called. He saw you copy-pasting.”
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“Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You didn’t change the font colour,
How fucking dumb are you?”