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Siloam Yeung

Written by Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief

Siloam Yeung

“Are you on exchange from Tennessee? Because you’re definitely not getting a 10/10 from me”

Siloam Yeung

“On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re the 1 I need to teach about citations”

Siloam Yeung

“Nothing could be sweeter than getting you expelled, Valentine”

Siloam Yeung

“Cupid called. He saw you copy-pasting.”

Siloam Yeung

“Roses are red,

Violets are blue, 

You didn’t change the font colour, 

How fucking dumb are you?”

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