Written by Jennifer Chou, SFU Student
Oh, the places you’ll go!
(Unless there is snow.)
. . .
Congratulations on gradu-waiting,
it only took you six years.
From construction that’s...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Aries — March 21–April 19
The consequences of all your weird behaviour and cryptic glares these past weeks are finally...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
VANCOUVER, BC — On Friday afternoon, Richard Sunnyvale, 39, dissolved into vapour right in the middle of a Yaletown...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Aries — March 21–April 19
You might be bored to hot tears by this week’s class presentation. Channel your crazy...
Written by Dylan Webb, Sports Editor
The NCAA National Committee has released their list of sports programs that will receive NCAA accreditation for the 2019–20...