Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
All questions submitted by SFU students!
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Dear Peakie,
Despite feeling lonely, I have an independent streak that drives me away from...
Written by Ben McGuinness, Peak Associate
Shall I compare thee to a cloudy day?
Thou art more dreary and more concrete:
Rough weather does slow the bus...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Though the Spring 2020 semester has just started, most of SFU’s student body reportedly cannot name their courses from...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Aries — March 21–April 19
You’ve made your New Years’ resolutions. And you’ll break them all this week. But don’t...
By: Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief
BURNABY, B.C. — SFU Security has confirmed an increasing amount of calls from tenured professors regarding threats to their superiority in...
Written by Juztin Bello, Copy Editor
For most, November is just another ordinary month, because their lives are meaningless and boring. For some, it’s the...