DEAR PEAKIE: SFU’s latest and greatest advice column

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor All questions submitted by SFU students! --- Dear Peakie, Despite feeling lonely, I have an independent streak that drives me away from...

SFU PARODY POEMS: “Shall I Compare Thee to a Cloudy Day?”

Written by Ben McGuinness, Peak Associate Shall I compare thee to a cloudy day? Thou art more dreary and more concrete: Rough weather does slow the bus...

Students still can’t name their Fall 2019 classes, know only the course numbers

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Though the Spring 2020 semester has just started, most of SFU’s student body reportedly cannot name their courses from...

“Go.re.miSFU”: SFU opts for invasive singing telegrams over grade email notifications

Written by Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer Students at SFU will get notified about their final grades in a melodic way at the end of this...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: January 6–12

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 You’ve made your New Years’ resolutions. And you’ll break them all this week. But don’t...

Professors form “OK Boomer” support group as millennial students grow stronger

By: Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief  BURNABY, B.C. — SFU Security has confirmed an increasing amount of calls from tenured professors regarding threats to their superiority in...

CONFESSIONALS: I was the student who reminded the teacher of a deadline

Written by James Conn, SFU Student Before coming to SFU, I attended Douglas College. On one fateful day, in a political science lecture, our class...

SFU Pangrams to Test your Fonts

Written by Lubaba Mahmud, Staff Writer We all know the classic sentence which uses all 26 letters of the alphabet: “The quick brown fox jumps...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: November 25–30

Aries — March 21–April 19 Well, you did it. You got through the semester without (being arrested for?) arson. So spend this week reminding yourself...

‘Tis the season to hail Mariah

Written by Juztin Bello, Copy Editor For most, November is just another ordinary month, because their lives are meaningless and boring. For some, it’s the...