2022 Bingo

Prepare for a chaotic new year

2022 bingo card
LAYOUT: Kitty Cheung

By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer

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After another chaotic year of saying, “Well, I didn’t have that on my 2021 bingo card” every time something unpredictable happens. It’s time to pick up the slack and prepare for 2022. Use this bingo card to prepare yourself for an inevitably stranger new year so you can say “I told you so” instead of live-tweeting every major news event.

  • SFU cuts Health & Counselling funding to build 3-in-1 salon, spa, and sauna for administration
  • A seagull steals James Bond’s wig during a stunt scene
  • SFU bears follow students to lecture halls for class
  • SFU Surrey’s hot tub area actually has water
  • Hunger Games and Squid Games crossover
  • Shang-Chi leaves the Avengers for X-men   
  • Tom Holland stops spoiling his movies
  • SFU water polo team confirms first bigfoot sighting
  • Stayed committed to your New Year’s resolutions longer than two minutes
  • National Cheetos shortage
  • Netflix leaks all of their unreleased content on New Year’s Day
  • Rabbits take over Burnaby Mountain
  • Free space
  • Elon Musk makes flying cars are available to the public for just $1.2 million each
  • Ryan Reynolds voices Translink’s announcements
  • David Schwimmer admits Ross and Rachel were not on a break
  • The Rock and Kevin Hart compete in a rap battle 
  • Olivia Rodrigo’s “Driver License” becomes the new national anthem
  • People mistake Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon for twins
  • SFU Crushes restarts its Facebook account
  • SFU Floors’ Instagram account goes viral
  • Among Us releases a new gaming console
  • 100-year-old Tamagotchi pets come back to life
  • The North Pole replaces Vancouver as Hollywood North
  • Aliens use morse code to contact students at the Trottier Observatory