Plot updates for all the most popular syndicated comic strips we can’t afford to publish.
Adam@home: Adam spent time with his family and didn’t leave his home.
Garfield: Jon put Garfield on another diet. The results were less than exceptional.
Rex Morgan MD: Rex got home after work and sat down on a couch.
Dilbert: Dilbert took in the minutiae of office life in stride while Wally acted more cynically.
Tundra: Humorously drawn characters reacted to puns.
Peanuts: Charlie Brown finally kicked a perfect field goal. It was less satisfying than he would’ve imagined.
Doonesbury: Doonesbury went on another diet. The results were less than exceptional.
