Student frustrated with The Peak’s “journalism quality” because crossword is too hard

By: Dev Petrovic, Peak Associate A recent act of puzzling aggression against The Peak — fuelled by kind of a tricky crossword — has sparked...

Top 10 useless superpowers you will get going to SFU

By: Craig Allan, SFU Student Cracking a watermelon open with your thighs With all the stair climbing and racing across campus to...

Scrunchie finds new meaning in life

By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer It had been 47 days since I had seen sunlight. An even 34 and a half days had passed since...

Choose your own adventure: fall sports edition

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor INTRO “I almost can’t believe it,” you think. “After 27 long, arduous years, they’ve done it.” Ditching your evening class to...

Your SFU horoscopes September 20–26

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor Aries: Dress outside your aesthetic, go to a new coffee shop, and order under a fake name this week, even...

SFUnexplained: My assignments are being eaten

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer Yes, yes, we’ve all heard the tales . . . seen how the darkness and the infinite turns of the...

September Bingo

By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer Plain text of bingo card: Got caught mimicking airbender moves outside lecture hall Couldn’t carry...

An essay by someone who never read the book

By: Craig Allan, SFU Student Frankenstein is about the monster Frankenstein who is created by a doctor, also named Frankenstein. Dr. Frankenstein puts together the...

Your SFU horoscopes September 13–19

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: You’re a gas, but the things that fuel you might leave you a wreck. At least you’re driven, like...

The SUB be the worst undersea vessel ever created

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor Call me Ishmael. Some semester ago — ne’er mind how long precisely — I thought I would sail about a...