Carter’s Declassified SFU Survival Guide

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer Congratulations on starting or returning to your SFU adventure in Fall 2021! Things have changed since the last time we...

Reckless and loud driver offers his tragic backstory

By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate While crossing the street near SFU Surrey campus, a few of The Peak staff narrowly avoided being run over by...

Comics

By: Sara Brinkac, Peak Associate

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: August 2–8

By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor  ARIES: Isn’t it weird that Aries sounds like Ares, the Greek god of war? And that you’re at war with...

The SFU Avocado’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad experiences

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer   Dear SFU students, It is I, the famous SFU Avocado. I’d like you to know that, lately, my life has been...

SFU student accidentally wins award for culinary excellence

By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate Second-year SFU student Luke Kee was surprised after being voted the winner of an international award for culinary excellence on July...

Person blames astrology for all their problems

By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor and Local Astrology Bitch  It started with the new moon in Cancer.  TikTok astrologers, who are obviously very trustworthy because they say...

Horoscopes: July 26–August 1

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor ARIES: You might think ordering one of the many different kinds of fruity Starbucks Refreshers is a good idea, but...

The Simpsons predicted my death

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor So there I was, scrolling through Disney+ for literally anything to watch, when I stumbled upon The Simpsons. I had...

Four infamous tweets that should be made into feature films

By: Emma Best, SFU Student You’ve heard of movies based on books, plays, TV shows, and even other movies — but what about a movie...