Terrible tattoos to match your major

By: Victoria Lopatka, Staff Writer Business  You should get a tattoo of the scene in The Wolf of Wall Street where Mark Hanna and Jordan Belfort...

Rare cryptids to spot on campus

By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer Welcome to a wildlife safari here at SFU! We’ll be taking a tour of the campus. According to legend, rare...

The absolutely true story of when SFU met UBC

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer The Absolutely TRUE Romantic Story of when SFU Met UBC By: shy_SFUxUBC_sh!pper Chapter: 1/? Updated: November 10, 2016 Disclaimer: Okay, before you haters come...

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Your SFU Horoscopes: November 8–14

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: Wednesday is Vanilla Cupcake Day! The day will be a piece of cake after you stress-bake nine dozen cupcakes....

How to pay off your student loans

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor Stop spending money on coffee and invest in yourself If you’re spending $6 a day on fancy...

SFU administration announces updated health measures

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor SFU administration announced updated health and safety guidelines applicable to all three campuses. The new guidelines, rather than focusing on...

Your SFU horoscopes: November 1–7

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: Never make a bet with a communication student. They will ruin you and they have the forbidden knowledge and...

Top Ten things to do with leftover pumpkins after Halloween

By: Victoria Lopatka, Staff Writer Let them rot in your room to distract from your lack of décor  You moved into your...

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