The disastrous consequences of Hot Girl Summer

By: A concerned ecologist Look, I get it. You've had the whole lockdown to work on your "glow up," and now that vaccines are rolling out and...

SFU Student Updates: July 12–18

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer   Key Updates   Welcoming services at all campuses In order to properly address our concerns about institutional issues at SFU, students will now...

A taxonomy of professorship

By: Amrit Randhawa, SFU Student   The Non-Animus: In the realm of professing, our first species, the Non-Animus, gives the least fucks. Ancient philosophers theorized that human...

What you’re actually thinking about when attending a late-night Zoom class

By: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate    “What should I have for a snack?”  It’s 9:00 p.m. on a Tuesday night. Dinner seems like it happened a lifetime...

Why so few SFU students graduate in four years

By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate  Burnaby, BC — In a recent statement of apology, SFU administration admitted to making some inaccurate assumptions when outlining a...

Your new teen show obsession: Blue’s Clues

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer   The CW recently leaked a script of its newest revival. The victim? Blue’s Clues. We at The Peak are giving...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: July 12–18

By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor ARIES: You need to let that sink in. Seriously, it’s stainless steel. It’s getting really hot to the touch...

Skincare tips for the summer heat

By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor   Tip #1: “Open” your pores with steam You can’t. You can’t open your pores. That’s not how they work. They don’t...

SFU researchers create consciousness-swapping device; chaos ensues

Burnaby, BC — SFU researchers debuted their groundbreaking consciousness-swapping device on Friday morning. The device has been in the works at the Behavioral and...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: July 5–11

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer   ARIES: Don’t be shy . . . start dipping your Flamin’ Hot Cheetos in milk. Don’t let anyone dull your...