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Campus Update: July 16, 2012

EIC July 16, 2012

SFU voted 394th in top 1,000 over 1,000 In a recent polling conducted by popular Canadian news magazine MacLeans, SFU was ranked 394st, dropping 7 spots from its 2012 ranking. The 1,000 over 1,000 ranks the top 1,000 post-secondary insititutions situated over 1,000 feet above sea level. The ranking draws on data from multiple sources and rates the institutions based on factors such as undergraduate satisfaction, student to instructor ratio,…

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Where are they now?

EIC July 16, 2012

Ever wonder what happened to those celebrities who were everywhere back then, but have since fallen off the face of the earth? Well, stop asking yourself stupid questions and find out where they are — now!   Joseph Kony Former…

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Petter Watch: July 16th

EIC July 16, 2012

Analysis of SFU's viability as a fortress during zombie warfare found in Petter's desk drawer.

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Word on the Street: Batman

EIC July 16, 2012

“If you knew anything about Batman, you’d know the last true Batman was George Clooney.” Lisa Hoefstra (Useless hipster)   “The Dark Knight Rises is going to be awesome! I sure hope Bane says something I can mindlessly parrot in…

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Point//Counterpoint:My dad could beat up your dad

EIC July 16, 2012

By Brad McLeod Point:My dad could beat up your dad  Billy (2nd grade student/ Proud son)   Listen, I know this only started because you wanted a sip from my juice box and I wouldn’t’ let you so you threatened…

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Ask Regular Gary

EIC July 9, 2012

This week's Peak Humour took a turn for the Serious. With serious results! Dear Gary, I’ve had a mess of trouble with my garden lately. I was only able to get my cucumbers planted last week and just yesterday some…

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News Beat: Serious Edition

EIC July 9, 2012

This week's Peak Humour took a turn for the Serious. With serious results!   Burnaby Mountain Park introduces new drinking fountains. In a crowded ribbon cutting ceremony last Saturday, the Burnaby Mountain Park Board inducted four new drinking fountains. The…

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Petter Watch: Serious Edition

EIC July 9, 2012

This week Peak Humour took a turn for the Serious. With serious results! President attends Question and Answer session for Engage SFU program.

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How to tie a half-Windsor

EIC July 9, 2012

This week's Peak Humour took a turn for the Serious. With serious results!

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Word on the Street: Serious Edition

EIC July 9, 2012

This week's Peak Humour took a turn for the Serious. With serious results! Q: The troubles brewing in Syria now threaten to spill over its borders. Prominently, last week a Turkish plane was shot down. Do you think this will be…

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