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Landlord looking for tenant who swears to never enter the unit under any circumstances

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By: C Icart, Humour Editor After years of relying on their tenants to pay their mortgage, local landlord Gil T. Leech has finally reached a...
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When you can’t graduate on time because that one last course you need isn’t offered

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By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Nothing’s more exhilarating than knowing you’re one course away from graduation. Just one more semester, and you’ll finally have grown...
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Horoscopes July 8–14

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By: Sonya Janeshewski, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19  If you’re an Aries man, yikes. You’re already prone to Chronic Mansplaining, which can be reputation-threatening if not...
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Cryptics of coffee shop Wi-Fi

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By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer After a long day of classes, I roam downtown, looking for a place to sit and do some work. I’m...
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Sitting in the dark because these motion sensor lights are pissing me off

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By: C Icart, Humour Editor This year marks the fourth time SFU ranks number one in so-called Canada for innovation, and if this is what...
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Horoscopes July 1–7

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By: Michelle Young, Copy Editor Aries March 21–April 19  Isekai this, isekai that. Everything you own is isekai because you deeply relate to boring protagonists with no...
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Wannabe influencer goes to the retirement home to tell her grandparents she’s replacing them with Marcus Pork and Grandma Droniak

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By: C Icart, Humour Editor It’s a sunny Thursday afternoon, and Stacy is heading to the retirement home to visit her grandparents. She originally planned...
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Minimum wage worker doing the job of three people is excited for 65 cent wage increase

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By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor News anchor: Alexa, play “7 rings” because the minimum wage is increasing to a whopping...
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Remembering the 2023-24 Vancouver Canucks

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By: Kaja Antic, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor We are gathered here today in memory of the 2023–24 Vancouver Canucks. What a season...
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Horoscopes June 24 – 30

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By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 You totally fell for the Sonny Angel epidemic. You couldn’t resist the cuteness and just bought one, telling...
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.

Contact us:
[email protected]

© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024