The shit files: The SFU Shitter begins his carnage

By: The SFU Shitter My friends, the time is now for poop liberation. My good friend, the SFU Pisser, started this movement. Now, it’s time...

Pilates is for babies . . . is what I said before I tried it

By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Staff Diva The Navy SEALs taught me that nothing is forever except discipline. Now that I’m retired, I pump five tonnes of...

Cunk on Mountain: SFU professor reveals what politics really are

By: Niveja Assalaarachchi, News Writer They say that politics is real, veryrealpolitiks, I think, is what the experts call it. But does it really feel...

The rivalry between The Ubyssey and The Peak

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor A few weeks ago, The Peak’s staff attended NASH, Canada’s National Student Journalism Conference. While my colleagues went into...

Beware of evil chipmunk pop stars when raising your child

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer When raising a child, you must follow three golden abstinences. A satisfying life is often defined through experiences gained...

Local school district Pokémon-ifies Black History Month curriculum

By: Heidi Kwok, Staff Writer Official Memo TO: School faculty and staff  FROM: Board of Education of School District No. 145 DATE: Jan 26, 2026 SUBJECT: Emergency BHM...

SFUnexplained: Disappearing service tickets

By: Sasha Rubick, SFU Student You can’t throw a rock at SFU without hitting an abandoned facilities services project. We all know that sign, posted...

When your chai latte order goes wrong

By: Michelle Young, Co-Editor-in-Chief I will not say chai tea, I will not say chai tea, I will not say chai tea. I chant in...

Does your love life need a nudge in the right direction?

By: Sonya Janeshewski, Peak Associate Have you always dreamed of a fairytale romance like the ones in the movies? That famous story of love at...

Top three places to go on your first date at SFU

By: Heidi Kwok, Dating Specialist Hello lovebirds. First, let me congratulate you on finally scoring yourself a date — and just in time for Valentine’s...