CONFESSIONALS: I take a moment of silence after making a large purchase to make peace with the money I have let slip away

By: Yulissa Huamani, SFU student Every time I leave the house, I promise myself I will only buy something if it’s absolutely necessary. Something that...

I can’t keep my succulents alive for the life of me . . . or them

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer The ultimate adulting is caring for a plant — and I don’t mean a fake fern to fill up space...

Tell us your favourite Month of Welcome event and we’ll determine what your Twitter account looks like

By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate SFUReady  You made sure to attend each stall to scoop up all the freebies. You had to sweet-talk for some of...

Message from the president: An update on the official SFU mascot shortlist

By: Petra Chase, Editor-in-Chief Since McFogg the Dog was let go in 2018, the Board of Directors has been hard at work deciding who will...

Message from the president: The role of universities in times of genocide

By: Freida Watermelon, SFU Student September 23, 2024  As president of SFU, I am often asked by students, faculty and staff to take a stance...

If the CRA really wanted my money, they’d pick up when I call

By: C Icart, Humour Editor It’s not tax season, but I would like to talk about taxes anyway. After all, this is my section; I...

Hot study spots: Vancouver campus edition

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer What better way to bid a warm welcome back to the scholarly season than by seeking out the hottest study...

The fall of BC United has British Columbians everywhere whispering, “Wait, which party is that again?”

By: C Icart, Humour Editor BC election day is coming! Sure, our provincial election campaign news doesn’t have assassination attempts, coconut tree x brat remixes,...

Welcome to SFU!

By: Tam Nguyen, Staff Writer Congratulations, your nightmarish high school experience ends with you getting into SFU! Let’s be honest, this is the best-case scenario...

Horoscopes: September 9–15

By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 Honey, congrats on hitting 1 million views on a TikTok lipsyncing about how “demure and mindful” you are...