Peakie is here to answer your queeries

By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I have given birth to so many children you’d think I was Little John’s...

Move out of the way cisheteros, it’s not about you this month

By: Cam Darting, SFU Student I think it’s time to move to a different city and start anew. Everyone around me is a fake ally....

Horoscopes June 17 – June 23

By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19  Anything but a G-string As an Aries, you’re fun, energetic, and the life of the party. At Pride, you’ll...

Inter Miami tells Whitecaps fans to grow up

By: Kristina Ronalda, Florida Woman To the fans in Vancouver, We are deeply sorry for the hurt feelings and wallets of all the fans who anxiously...

An SFU background extra tell-all

By: Petra Chase, Editor-in-Chief SFU students have been observing a strange phenomenon across campuses — more and more common areas filled with students just hanging...

Your pain is your endometriosis’ gain

By: Cynthia Piña, Peak Associate Content warning: mention of blood, graphic description of laproscopic surgery. Hi!!! I’m endometriosis, and I’m not going to leave you alone...

Horoscopes June 10 – 16

By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19   You’re built completely different. Look at you getting last-minute candy in the Burnaby campus vending machine room,...

It’s been 84 years since you opened my app

By: Kaja Antic, Staff Writer My dear friend, Oh, how I miss you dearly. My algorithm yearns for your endless searches for queer shows that get...

Autocorrect is so high on itself it thinks it’s correct

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Content warning: vinegar language. Correction: vulgar.  Dear fellow victims of autocorrect fascinations frustrations, If autocorrect is the bane of your existence like...

Here comes the Boy Mom

By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer I’ve seen some catty shit in my line of work. Bridezillas, cheating grooms, unsavoury uncles; you name it, I’ve seen...