Ode to a Bennett Library Cubicle

Oh Cubicle, Thy murky yellow walls enclose me in a monotonous fortress of euphoric productivity. Surrounded by nothingness and books written in French: alas I am free of distractions. Your...

What’s your sign? Part 2

You’re in a bar after promising not to spend another Friday night drinking and watching Doctor Who.  You spot someone eyeing you from across...

Good to Know!: March 19th

A 42-year-old man in Vernon, British Columbia has stumped the scientific community by growing a full beard made of bees. Tom Johnson, a school teacher,...

World of News!: March 19th

Several reports are coming out of the Shell building in residence regarding the sighting of the rare and elusive seventh year student, a creature...

Hey baby, what’s your sign?

You’re in a club. You spot someone smiling at you from across the bar. You sidle up to her, and your mind goes blank....