Joy Johnson realizes she took her guard down too soon

By: Freida Watermelon, SFU Student Content warning: mentions of genocide. Joy Johnson is exasperated because she does not know what more she could’ve done! The Board...

Four words that would be connected if they were different words is not a connection

By: C Icart, Humour Editor An NYT Connections a day keeps the brain rot at bay. However, it may tear your family apart. It’s true!...

Gen Z learning Gen Alpha slang to beat “aging like milk” allegations

By: C Icart, Humour Editor A local Zoomer (they did not want to be referred to as such, but this is my article and I...

Horoscopes May 27 – June 2

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries March 21–April 19  “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers Listen, who are you trying to kid? You’re gonna show up to the bar...

Everyone hates the stairwell detour at Commercial-Broadway

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer If you’re a regular SkyTrain-goer in Vancouver, chances are you’re no stranger to being outrageously inconvenienced. Now, TransLink wants us...

Stop asking me to do things

By: Sonya Janeshewski, SFU Student Everyone always says sharing is caring. Well, people who believe that are the reason we will never move forward as...

Peakie gets outdoorsy

By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I want to preface this by saying I was a runner before running became...

The nice weather is back and so is Peakie

By: Mahla Rae, SFU student and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I think it’s time for me to be brave and ask a question that...

Want to be a certified Olympian? Now you can!

By: Kaja Antic, Staff Writer With the Paris 2024 Olympics quickly approaching, many of us at home lament that we can’t participate in the rigorous...

Joy Johnson breathes a sigh of relief because there is no SFU encampment

By: Freida Watermelon, SFU Student Content warning: mentions of genocide. As she was sitting in her office reading the most recent message from the UBC president...