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How to seduce your English professor into giving you a better grade

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1. Whether it makes sense or not, bring up an untrustworthy narrator. Nothing gets an English professor more in the mood.

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2. When asked if you’ve read a classic text, for the love of god, do not cite the film or video game adaptation.

3. If all else fails, attend lectures regularly. Heaven knows no one else will.

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4. Visit a prof at their office hour. Even they need human contact sometimes.

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