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Word on the Street: NHL Playoffs

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Q: Who have you been rooting for to win the Stanley Cup since the Canucks were eliminated?

 

Boston, but only because I’m afraid of what they might do if they lose. Did you see what they did after they lost in their marathon?

Bill Grimsley, Stuck between too soon and too late

 

I’ve already moved on from hockey and am now focusing on my disappointing family.

Maude Stewart, Nothing’s working out for her

 

Whichever team has the most comfortable bandwagon . . . I don’t want to have to stand the whole time or anything.

Brian Bixby, Seasoned bandwagoner

 

I don’t care but I’m going to cheer for whatever team my friends hate the most.

Joey Spinelli, Just the worst

 

I don’t care either. I don’t have time to waste watching sports, I’m much too intelligent. 

Tony Jabrone, I was wrong, he’s worse

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