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While most SFU students (or SFU-dents) know of the legendary antics of our president, one Andrew Petter, far fewer knows of his luxurious digs located in the penthouse suite in the UniverCity complex. Here is where he comes to retire after a long hard day of presidential duties like making sure soap dispensers are full and keeping the TAs in line.  This is his Bat Cave, his Fortress of Solitude, his respite from the prying eyes of the world, when Andy P can be Andy P.

Naturally, we at The Peak just had to get the scoop on our own mountaintop White House, so armed with only our suction cup boots, rappelling cables and a healthy dose of pluck, we set out to uncover the mysteries of the president’s residence!

Here are some of the highlights:

  • Butler’s quarters
  • Dog’s quarters
  • Dog’s butler’s quarters
  • Drive-in DVD racks
  • Indoor bungee jumping facility
  • Peacocks. Peacocks everywhere
  • Human-sized chess board
  • People acting as chess pieces
  • A towering stack of our tuition money
  • Chandelier farm
  • Scale model of SFU Burnaby fitted with thousands of tiny meticulously crafted replicas of each student and staff member
  • In-suite washer and dryer
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