dear peakie
Pink convocation, unnecessary vent sesh, and opposite day?
June 21, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I wore pink to my convocation as an homage to Barbie, Elle Woods, and Mean Girls (yes, it was on a Wednesday), and no one understood! How can I recover after discovering that I am surrounded by uncultured folks? This Barbie is really weighed down by all of this. How did they not notice how “fetch” my hot pink heels were? “What? Like it’s hard?” Sincerely, Vision in Pink Dear Vision in Pink, I want to start by saying I truly admire your respect towards pink legends. Pinkalicious…
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Have a splash with another Dear Peakie
June 7, 2023By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I used to be terrified of raccoons. So, I subscribed to Raccoon Whisperer’s YouTube channel to overcome my fear. It worked tremendously! But now, I’ve followed in James’…
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Compose yourselves for another Dear Peakie
May 18, 2023By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate and Peak Swiftie (not yet trademarked) Dear Peakie, Mother’s Day just passed, and my bio mom is frustrated that I also sent a card and flowers to Taylor Swift. How do I explain that while…
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Am I the Peakie?
March 31, 2023By: C Icart, Staff Writer Dear Peakie, I tossed Caesar salad for a “friend,” but I didn’t use Caesar sauce because I don’t believe in the concept of Julius Caesar after he stole all my work. I feel like the…
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Dear Peakie
March 23, 2023By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer Dear Peakie, Holy crap, my assignment is soooo late and I don’t know what to do!!! I feel like the most irresponsible person in the world, and if you entrust me with another deadline, I…
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Dear Peakie
March 15, 2023By: C Icart, Staff Writer Dear Peakie, I’m looking for new ways to express myself in my room, and my 2014 Free! anime posters are just not doing the trick anymore. I just want people to know more about the real…
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Dear Peakie
February 8, 2023By: Nercya Kalino, Staff Writer Dear Peakie, This question has drawn curtains upon my complexion, colouring my world a bland shade of . . . Blah. I rely on you to tell me the answer, and to free me at…
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Dear Peakie
February 1, 2023By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer and Expert Advice Giver Dear Peakie, I want to like, go beyond myself this year . . . like, really ascend . . . and you know what they say, the will of the mind…
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Dear Peakie: She’s got style, she’s got Glee, she has no grace
June 22, 2022By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor and Peakie-of-the-Century Dear Peakie, I want to have a cool new aesthetic but I don’t know where to start! I’ve been scrolling through colour palettes, Pinterest boards, and everything you can think of to find my…
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Dear Peakie
June 25, 2021By: Sara Brinkac, Peak Associate and Knower of All Dear Peakie, I’ve been trying to find the perfect barbecue to buy for my dad. My budget is about $5. Please help. Sincerely, Broke Bloke Hi Broke Bloke, buying presents for your…
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