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Peakie gets outdoorsy
May 20, 2024Dear Peakie, I want to preface this by saying I was a runner before running became cool. I’ve been in the pain cave, I’ve had nasty blisters, I’ve pooped in unfortunate places. I am also a vegan, which makes me doubly better than anyone else. So here’s my issue, I accidentally swallowed a fly while chasing a PB. It all happened so fast! How can I atone for my sins? Sincerely, At least I got some protein Dear At least I got some protein, Sounds like the great outdoors hasn’t been treating you so kindly. It may be because you’ve…
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The nice weather is back and so is Peakie
May 15, 2024Dear Peakie, I think it’s time for me to be brave and ask a question that I’ve been avoiding for years. 2024 is the year I don’t let anything hold me back. Asking questions is how we learn and grow…
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Peakie gets real
January 30, 2024Dear Peakie, I started crocheting to help manage stress, but now there are crochet mushrooms everywhere in my apartment. They’ve taken on a life of their own. Don’t get me wrong; I love having 100 mushroom besties to help me…
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Dear Peakie: Where Are They Now?
January 23, 2024Dear Peakie, Last time we spoke, you gave me advice on how to perfect my dad-sona. After much introspection, I found that I’m less of a punny dad and more of a socks with sandals kind of dad. My newfound…
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Peakie is here to help you navigate injustice
November 14, 2023Dear Peakie, How do I get Vancouverites to up their fashion game? It is so exhausting to have everyone stare at me when I’m walking down Commercial Drive wearing a basic dress. Have none of them seen a jewel-encrusted bodice…
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Pomeranians, performances, and properties, oh my!
October 17, 2023Dear Peakie, I was at the SFU Gallery in the AQ admiring a painting of a very cute pomeranian when I saw its eyes move ever-so-slightly like they were following me. It was kind of like the Mona Lisa, but…
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A chat with our favourite advice columnist
October 6, 2023Dear Peakie, The other day, my friend asked me to close the blinds, revealing a very embarrassing truth about myself: I don’t know how blinds work. And can you blame me? Multiple cords are involved, and that stick thing that…
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Peakie is back to help you with all your problems
September 29, 2023Dear Peakie, I’m a section editor for a super fantastic publication. You may have heard of it. The name rhymes with The Leek. Anyway, I’m running out of ideas for when no one wants to write for my section! I’ve…
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Dear Peakie
August 3, 2023Dear Peakie, I’m on a brave and arduous quest to find the outfit and accessory that will best convey to my classmates that I am not to be tussled with. I have the best discussion answers, and it’s about time…
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Will U-Pass Your Summer Course?
July 19, 2023Dear Peakie, I was at the movies watching The Little Mermaid because, duh, and the fire alarm went off, and we had to evacuate! So obviously, I complain to the manager about making us wait outside for no reason. There’s…
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