By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I want to preface this by saying I was a runner before running became cool. I’ve been in the pain cave, I’ve had nasty blisters, I’ve pooped in unfortunate places. I am also a vegan, which makes me doubly better than anyone else. So here’s my issue, I accidentally swallowed a fly while chasing a PB. It all happened so fast! How can I atone for my sins? Sincerely, At least I got some protein Dear At least I got some protein, Sounds like the great outdoors hasn’t…
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By: Mahla Rae, SFU student and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I think it’s time for me to be brave and ask a question that I’ve been avoiding for years. 2024 is the year I don’t let anything hold…
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By: Cam Darting, SFU Student and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I started crocheting to help manage stress, but now there are crochet mushrooms everywhere in my apartment. They’ve taken on a life of their own. Don’t get me…
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By: Sonya Janeshewski, SFU Student and Olivia Visser, Copy Editor Dear Peakie, Last time we spoke, you gave me advice on how to perfect my dad-sona. After much introspection, I found that I’m less of a punny dad and more…
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By: Cam Darting and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, How do I get Vancouverites to up their fashion game? It is so exhausting to have everyone stare at me when I’m walking down Commercial Drive wearing a basic dress.…
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By: Kaja Antic, Sports Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I was at the SFU Gallery in the AQ admiring a painting of a very cute pomeranian when I saw its eyes move ever-so-slightly like they were following…
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By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, The other day, my friend asked me to close the blinds, revealing a very embarrassing truth about myself: I don’t know how blinds work. And can you blame…
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By: Petra Chase, Arts & Culture Editor and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I’m a section editor for a super fantastic publication. You may have heard of it. The name rhymes with The Leek. Anyway, I’m running out of…
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By: Jared Wilson, SFU Student, Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief Dear Peakie, I’m on a brave and arduous quest to find the outfit and accessory that will best convey to my classmates that I am not to be tussled with. I have…
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By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I was at the movies watching The Little Mermaid because, duh, and the fire alarm went off, and we had to evacuate! So obviously, I complain to the…
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