Home Search
Mcfogg - search results
If you're not happy with the results, please do another search
How your sex drive changes based on what year you’re in
By: Sarah Russo, SFU Student
You thought going through Strand Hall, awkwardly making eye contact with a baddie walking towards your shared lecture while you...
An SFU Halloween choose your own adventure
By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor
INTRO:
It’s Halloween! And you, being the procrastinating piece of shit you are, left a major project due tonight until this...
SFU Pangrams to Test your Fonts
Written by Lubaba Mahmud, Staff Writer
We all know the classic sentence which uses all 26 letters of the alphabet: “The quick brown fox jumps...
“God is all you need,” professor tells class after refusing to hold office hours
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
BURNABY, BC — An English professor at SFU has opted out of his office hours, telling students that the...
SFU Snap 2.0: The Latest and Greatest Features
Written by: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate
Illustrated by:Momo Lin
The SFU Snap app everyone downloads as first-years is great, but what if we had a newer...
Henry Petter and the Horcruxes of SFU
Written by: Mishaa Khan, Peak Associate
Illustration by:Jarielle Lim
Once upon a time, in a caring, construction-free land called SFU, there studied a miserable tenth-year student...
SFU Lingo: commentary by a UBC student
By: Jennifer Low, Features Editor
In my family, I am considered the odd one out for having gone to SFU, rather than UBC like my...
Why is our mascot a kilt-wearing, moustached Scottish Terrier?
By: Jennifer Low, Features Editor
Who decided that SFU was going to be represented by an anthropomorphic, tartan-wearing terrier mascot? Why on Earth does he have...
The Scroll to Summon an Academic Advisor
Written by: Dhruv Taware, Peak Associate
Three scrolls for the professors under the sky,
Seven for the ever-present construction workers in their halls of stone,...
The Guinness Book of SFU Records
Written by: Jennifer Low
It’s about time SFU finally recognized us, its students, for all we do. From the countless hours of late-night Netflix binge-watching...
