Written by AvocadoLover69, SFU Student
Disclaimer: The events and people in this story are (well, mostly) real. Names and places have been changed in order...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
To misquote Veronica Sawyer of Heathers fame, my quarantine hair-angst bullshit has a body count.
I mean, I wouldn’t say...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Amidst the virtual academia of COVID-19, beauty is a beast of burden. Nothing’s worse than knowing your classmates will...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
PORT COQUITLAM, BC — On Tuesday morning, local quarantiner Angelica Velasquez reported that her neighbour’s plants were looking hot...
By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
“The diversity in water level between each clear, carefully crinkled bottle reflects the exposure of hidden privilege, the invisible becoming...
By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Classes have only been cancelled for a few days, but hundreds of SFU students have already emailed complaints to the...
By: Terrence Rivers, SFU Student
Yet another Port Coquitlam resident has been caught lying about their sordid roots, witnesses report. Summer Bowers, 23, has told...
