Go brand yourself

By: Zoe Vedova Today’s fast-paced world is packed with Internet celebrities turned instant millionaires. These company-sponsored trendsetters are rapidly changing the structure of our society...

EX-MAS

Christmas is pretty much that special someone who dumped you after cuffing season ended. Now, it’s time to grieve.  Instead of the 12 days...

The best and worst handouts SFU has to offer

By: Zoe Vedova As SFU students, we stand in constant vigilance of anyone foolishly attempting to hand us things. While speed-walking from bus stops to...

Wedding ring alternatives

By: Gene Cole If there’s anything important to a university student in the first few weeks of the semester, it’s definitely marriage. Perhaps your mother...

Cool stuff you can buy from the new TransLink store

While you were waiting in the snow for a bus that would never come, TransLink was devoted to coming up with a way to...

Gods of Burnaby Mountain to pray to during exams

By: Gabrielle McLaren   Desperate times call for desperate measures, but ‘desperate’ doesn’t even begin to describe the hellish downward spiral that happens once you haul yourself...

First-year student FINALLY finds tutorial room in the AQ

By: Gabrielle McLaren First-year student Malcolm Mackenzie has finally found the classroom for his Introduction to Sociology tutorial after spending the entire fall semester wandering...

Student puts up lost posters of himself, offers reward to anyone able to help him find purpose

By: Anonymous With the grey clouds casting a grey shadow over our grey school, it’s a shock that anyone even gets out of bed anymore....

A 25th-century analysis of 21st-century movies

By: Ahmed Ali Hello class of 2465, and welcome to Anthropology 233. As you all already know, most of the records of 21st-century culture and...

New and improved appreciation days!

By: Kathy Mak We used to only celebrate all the standard holidays – Halloween, Christmas, Valentine’s, etc. But now, we get national appreciation days for...