Sixth senses you wish you could have

By: Meghan Light You all know what I’m talking about. Our five senses are boring as fuck. So, here is a compiled list of potential...

United Nations to recognize Vape Nation sovereignty

By: Aaron Richardson The rapid expansion of the population of Vape Nation has been kept under close watch by the United Nations (UN) for a...

What does your pet’s name say about you?

By: Gene Cole As we go through life, the human relationships we have can be hard, complicated, and non-existent. To escape this frustration, many have...

SFU sells pond parking passes in hopes of relieving parking congestion

An incident on October 2, in which a car drove into the AQ reflecting pond, actually offered up some inspiration for SFU admin on...

How to be original

By: Tiffany Chang Blast “Despacito” in your car There’s no doubt that “Despacito” is a super catchy song. So, despite the video having 3.9 billion views...

GoFundMe projects of 2017

By: Winona Young Tech-Free Retreat (TFR): disconnect to reconnect with REAL LIFE ($15,517 of $45k goal) OK, so when was the last time that we as...

Alternative ways to unlock your iPhone XX

In response to the recent failure of the iPhone X’s much-anticipated facial recognition feature that’s used to unlock the phone, Apple has revealed a...

How to get HYPED for Halloween

By: Jessica Parsons Finally! The extravagant demon living inside of you can rejoice! As soon as the clock ticks to midnight of October 1, it...

SFU launches Wi-Fi network “SFUNET-INSECURE”

By: Gene Cole The studious computer science experts in the SFU Wi-Fi Dungeon have been working hard on systems that are vital to the modern...

What tortellini shouldn’t be filled with

By: Maxwell Gawlick Just as pastry lovers have developed monstrosities such as watermelon-filled and maple bacon-filled Pop-Tarts, pasta lovers have recently invented some horrifyingly creative...