BREAKING NEWS: Air Canada reveals flight delay can be shortened if all passengers chip in to duct tape broken wings back together

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Sunday afternoon, two Air Canada planes crashed into each other at YVR Airport. While that may sound bad, an...

A love letter to my menstrual disc

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Sooooo, we just met, but I just KNOW we’re soulmates. No, for real! What can I say? I’m an...

Your SFU fall semester bucket list

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Welcome back to school, friends! The fall semester is here, so it’s time for rain, spending a ridiculous amount...

Not another back-to-school article

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Another back-to-school article you didn’t ask for, you say? I know; no one wants a reminder of school starting up...

Horoscopes September 4 – 10

By: Gurneet Lohcham, SFU Student Aries We know you’ve already created your Halloween playlist, and I can bet you anything that the Ghostbusters (1984) soundtrack is...

I Saw You: Chance encounters

By: Petra Chase, Arts & Culture Editor Head ogre heels You sit in the front row of my psychology course and I know the back of...

Dear Peakie

By: Jared Wilson, SFU Student, Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief Dear Peakie, I’m on a brave and arduous quest to find the outfit and accessory that will best...

Serpents and gargoyles and bears, oh my!

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer I don’t know what’s harder to believe — the fact that the first episode of Riverdale aired in 2017...

A heartfelt letter from SFU’s one and only

By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief Dear SFU, Why have you Mc-Forsaken me? I’ve been nothing but loyal to you . . . and in return, students no...

Stomach Bugs

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Psst. Hey. It’s me. You know, your friendly neighbourhood stomach. Or well, not neighbourhood, because I am inside of you,...