The dialectic nature of brunch as a form of resistance in a post-constructivist, Maoist, anti-rhizomatic context, as prescribed by bottomless Buddy Burgers

By: Mason Mattu, Critical Brunch Scholar  Acknowledgements: Thank you to A&W Canada for sponsoring this delicious research paper. You can buy a Buddy Burger for...

The Peak makes record-breaking sales after adding 43 variants of their editions, including the ultra-fan-favourite: Rare glitter edition

By: Veronica Richards, SFU Student Why read the news when you could collect it? The Peak is coming off the press with 43 new variants...

I give a guy a chance . . . and look what happened

By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Staff Diva I just got back from a date, and . . . wow. There might be a lot of fish in...

How long will Carney’s government last? We asked a tea leaf reader

By: Ashi, Multiverse 538.10.1.4’s top-grossing divinator  How long will this government survive? Read on to find out! Remember to follow my TikTok for exclusive digital...

Hey kid, how do I get to the Lorne Davies Complex?

By: Sasha Rubick, SFU Student It’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday, cloudy, and campus is deserted. The commuter students fled home yesterday, and the Burnaby...

Horoscopes are back

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate Aries (March 21–April 19) Go lay in grandma’s lap, tough guy. You deserve it. If you don’t have a grandma, any...

Reimagining Shakespeare: The campus is but a stage

By: Zainab Salam, Opinions Editor Jess: a fourth-year student, burdened by ambition and Wi-Fi issues. Advisor: a keeper of bureaucratic riddles, and a destroyer of hopes...

Men’s washroom etiquette 101

By: Akashdeep Dhaliwal, SFU Student So here’s when it all started. In September of my first year, I walked into an SFU men’s washroom for...

Dear Peakie calls on Santa’s elves to unite against corporate greed

By: Ashima Shukla, Staff Writer and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  Where have you been?? We haven’t seen you since, like, February? It seems as...

Starbucks CEO addresses store closures and layoffs

By: Persephone Alexander, Your CEO’s Underpaid Secretary  Subject: Brewing Change Together: A message from the heart of your dear CEO Dear Starbucks Partners (and soon to...