Horoscopes September 4 – 10

By: Gurneet Lohcham, SFU Student Aries We know you’ve already created your Halloween playlist, and I can bet you anything that the Ghostbusters (1984) soundtrack is...

I Saw You: Chance encounters

By: Petra Chase, Arts & Culture Editor Head ogre heels You sit in the front row of my psychology course and I know the back of...

Dear Peakie

By: Jared Wilson, SFU Student, Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief Dear Peakie, I’m on a brave and arduous quest to find the outfit and accessory that will best...

Serpents and gargoyles and bears, oh my!

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer I don’t know what’s harder to believe — the fact that the first episode of Riverdale aired in 2017...

A heartfelt letter from SFU’s one and only

By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief Dear SFU, Why have you Mc-Forsaken me? I’ve been nothing but loyal to you . . . and in return, students no...

Stomach Bugs

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Psst. Hey. It’s me. You know, your friendly neighbourhood stomach. Or well, not neighbourhood, because I am inside of you,...

How to Obtain W Rizz as an SFU Student

By: Alex Ileto, SFU Student 1. Reserve their favourite spot on the bus by sitting there literally all day. If you’re also a slave to TransLink...

Course enrollment chaos is upon us

By: Hailey Miller, Peak Associate Ah, the sweet smell of course enrollment stress is in the air. The time has come to battle the Hunger...

Moooooom, Mark is trying to overshadow me again!

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Somewhere in the world, a vocal misogynist takes a break from tweeting about spaceships to call his mommy.  No, Mom, I’m...

Horoscopes July 24 – 30

By: Alex Ileto, Peak Associate Aries Thwip! Welcome to your Spiderverse era. Just like Miles, prepare to battle your parallel universe counterparts (AKA your inner demons)...