UmbraCity or UmbraSyndicate?

By: Thievius Raccoonus, SFU Student UmbraCity has set up its oddly dystopian-looking kiosks across Vancouver, allowing consumers to rent umbrellas when unexpected rain decides to...

The benefits of being Black in a mostly non-Black community

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Kendrick performed at the Super Bowl last week, and while I didn’t watch the performance (I refuse to watch men...

Horoscopes February 17–23

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries March 21–April 19  “It’s private, but no.”  The stars think you should spend more time telling nosy people to mind their business,...

The rumours are true, I have flirted with a man before

By: C Icart, Humour Editor I’m 25, and honestly, it’s great. Love being 25. Like yesterday, I wanted a chocolate bar, so I just bought...

Peakie gets sexy

By: Petra Chase, Editor-in-Chief and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  Do you have the TLC people’s phone number (the network, not the girl group)? I...

Hinge is a game, and I’m losing

By: DILF Hunter, SFU Student From 2023 to 2024, I was a frequent user of dating apps out of boredom. I gained nothing from...

Dear Peakie aids those in need

By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I love merch! People think my favourite slogan is “fight, fight, fight,” but it’s...

Student Updates: Work hard now and reach your peak!

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Say hello to February, SFU! Unfortunately, it’s not a leap year, so you all have one less day to catch...

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Joy Johnson!

By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer In a revelation that left the SFU community astonished and amused, it appears our esteemed president and vice-chancellor, Dr. Joy...