Campus Update: February 27th

>>Burnaby Mountain reclassified The Society of Orographers recently revoked Burnaby Mountain’s status as an official mountain, instead reclassifying it as a large hillock. Spokesperson for the...

Listless: Alternate SFU Slogans

Now, as those of you who read the inferior sections of this paper might know SFU recently changed their slogans, from “Thinking of the...

Good to Know! February 27th

Scientists at the Riesling Insitute for Research made a ground-breaking discovery yesterday by providing definite, undeniable, infallable proof that a kind and loving God...