Guy Who Knows it All advice column: Parking purgatory

By: The Guy Who Knows it All I have a humongous problem on my hands. And I heard you’re the best at solving those...

My Summertime Classes by Sarah Sorochuk and Lana Del Rey

By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate Going to bed with a DIY spray tan, Summertime classes. Waking up for an 8:00 a.m., My summertime classes.   I’ve got my backpack...

All hail the artificial sun

By: Yasmin Hassan, Peak Associate When I’m driving late at night, and there’s a Ford F-150 beaming its stark white LED deathray high beams at...

Gossip Peakie: First week on campus

By: Gossip Peakie Hey Burnaby Mountain dwellers. Gossip Peakie here. Your one and only source for the scandalous and juicy tea being split all over...

Election results: A rock wins in Burnaby Central

By: Mason Mattu, Chief Political Correspondent Election night 2025 was a joyous one for Prime Minister Mark Carney, boomers, and the Liberal party, winning a...

Student spotlight: SFU wall advocate

By: Zainab Salam, Correspondent for Misguided Student Movements As Canada’s top university for innovation, it’s unsurprising that SFU attracts visionary students. Today, we’re highlighting an...

The case of the missing cat

By: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective It was a typical afternoon scrolling through my favourite micro-influencer’s Instagram — my barber’s grandma’s neighbour’s dog Leroy, when I...

A guide to thriving as a regular guy

By: Mason Mattu, Minister of Sarcastic Affairs Dear Justin,  It’s the end of an era, buddy old pal. In your nine years in office, you put...

Horoscopes March 24–30

By: Phone Min Thant, Staff Writer Aries March 21–April 19  Feeling guilty about only going to two out of 11 weeks of classes? It’s alright; there are...

The Peak investigates: Maple Syrup Gate

By: Mason Mattu, Investigative Journalist As an investigative journalist with The Peak, I have taken it upon myself to investigate the most harrowing and shocking...