Written by: Maxwell Gawlick
We all know what’s coming: rain. As the fall semester comes into full swing, prepare to embrace soggy shoes, waterlogged socks,...
Written by: Hannah Davis
Dear Diary,
It’s been eight days since the zombie apocalypse. A small group of unlikely friends, including myself, are living in an...
Written by: Aaron Richardson
BREAKING NEWS: Reports are streaming in about two SFU students who have been caught in an infinite loop of talking about...
Written by: Nathaniel Tok
Graduate student Yoda Yohansen has discovered the key to identifying which year students are in. The study on the typical habits and...
Written by: Amal Javed Abdullah
Michelle scans the long weekend-day line as she walks towards the employee entrance behind the customer service desk for her...
