Top Ten loopholes for your New Year’s resolutions

By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor “Save more money” People are always so stressed about money. Saving this, spending that, “there’s no...

Dining with sophistication: The worst dining experience of my career

Restaurant: Chilcotin 16 Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ Location: Lower East Campus in the Townhouse District Appetizer: Eastern fusion noodles with chicken flavour Entrée: Crusted Pork with winter vegetables Dessert: House cheesecake   I...

Comics

By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor

Your SFU horoscopes: January 10–14

By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer ARIES: After horoscopes have repeatedly failed to accurately predict the ups and downs of your life, you’re starting to doubt...

Jason’s home making tips and life hacks for 2022

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer What’s up, blessed folks? It’s me, Jason. You know me: I’m everywhere, man. I’m at Tim Horton’s meeting Tim Horton...

LEAKED: SFU and UBC to announce joint holiday celebration

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor BURNABY,  BC — With a recording of a leaked phone call, an anonymous whistleblower shared news of an SFU and...

SFU Student Updates: November 29–December 5

By: N.T., Peak Associate Key Updates SFU to launch toboggan rental service According to an extensive poll, 99.9% of SFU students would like a way to go...

Best and worst choices: 2021 edition

By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer The fall 2021 semester coming to an end makes me wonder what I actually learned this year at SFU (it...

SFU’s Earth Science Department has their own bones and no-bones days

By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer Professor Xiomara Singh from SFU’s earth science department has initiated her own version of Bones Day, inspired by Noodle the...

Top 10 holiday gifts for SFU students

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor A framed photo of SFU administration In moments of peace and times of despair, I always think...