By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer
1. Quietly, under the covers in your dorm room
Listen, you don’t have to be an exhibitionist, here. It’s perfectly acceptable to...
By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor
In the Fall 2021 semester, SFU president and vice-chancellor Joy Johnson undertook a disastrous “undercover student” marketing campaign. Originally, the...
By: Hannah Kazemi, SFU Student, Future-Seer
Aries
Change is in your future! Consider ordering a bowl instead of a burrito the next time you’re at Chicotle (formerly...
By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor and cosmological animal whisperer
ARIES:
How does it feel to always be first on every single horoscope? Everyone looks at your horoscope...
