A Zoom love story: How I fell in love within the confines of a 4x5cm box

By Molly Lorette, Peak Associate Oh how the utter bliss from classes seems to have faded since the transition online! No, I'm not talking about the...

How SFU’s A-listers are managing without the limelight (and potato wedges) during the pandemic

By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer Providing its readers with the latest scoops on SFU’s most notable, The Peak reached out to three different raccoons on...

Professor shocked that students do not have the textbook mentioned in the syllabus emailed the night before class

Written by Paige Riding, Humour Editor As Dr. Galicken’s PSYC 392 course started this week, he was infuriated to see half of the Zoom call...

Student heals emotionally after falling asleep on bedspread at 2 a.m. in day clothes

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor VANCOUVER, BC — This morning, an SFU student woke up completely emotionally stable. He had fallen asleep on top...

Man plays hide-and-go-seek with memories of times he was wrong

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor VANCOUVER, BC — An SFU student has been sighted in the downtown core playing hide-and-go-seek. When asked who was...

Students heartbroken to realize it’ll be illegal to have terrible Fall Kickoff party this year

Written by Paige Riding This week, students took a moment away from studying to process a big epiphany: thanks to the COVID-motivated ban on large...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: August 3 – 9

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: Is your love language “Acts of Service?” Or are you the only Aries on the face of the...

A Day in my Life: Remote Co-op Student

Written by Kitty Cheung, Peak Associate 8:16 AM Wake up to sound of CNN news blasts on coronavirus — thank you, family Resent choice to move...

MISSING DOG: Last seen in the labyrinth of SFU’s website

Written by Michelle Young, Staff Writer VANCOUVER, BC — A dog has been reported missing as of July 12. Spot, age two, was last seen...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: July 27–August 2

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: In life, we have choices. Chrome or Firefox. Tea or coffee. Ketchup or mustard. In your case, if...