Your weekly SFU horoscopes: July 6–12

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: How are you coping without waiting ridiculous amounts of time in the West Mall Tim Hortons line for...

Friends social distance by walking in giant “body walls” occupying whole sidewalk

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor VANCOUVER, BC — An increasing number of Vancouverites are keeping contact to a minimum by forming “body walls” as...

The five love languages of Canvas

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Trouble in remote paradise? Can’t find happiness in your lifelong commitment? Fret no more. If you and Canvas just...

QUIZ: Should you add your sleep paralysis demon to your social bubble?

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor 1. With whom else does your sleep paralysis demon spend his time?      a) No one, he promised me...

I am Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and I am very sad and empty

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate My name is Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and today has been a bittersweet day.  You may have guessed it....

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 29–July 5

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: How many tabs does your computer have open? Does it feel like your brain has just as much...

A single at-home TikTok workout made me too powerful

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate Once all the gyms closed, I was at a loss as to where to find easy at-home workouts. Should...

Students excited for Canvas discussion that has absolutely nothing to do with the class

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Students enrolled in ENGL 190: Misc. Studies in Literature are abuzz with anticipation as they await this Thursday: the...

CONFESSIONALS: MPA, ALA . . . I couldn’t tell you the difference

Written by Devana Petrovic, Staff Writer For much too long, I’ve been a pretender. I’ve fooled everyone — but I can’t smile in silence anymore. No,...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 22–28

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: You’re like the sticker on a window warning about the installed security system inside. Sure, you’re intimidating and...