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Rich man suddenly learns about climate change when silk-encased pillow is too hot

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By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer I woke up this morning beside my $800 Dyson Pure Cool Air Purifier and above my heated floors to utter,...
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Fiancés upset they can’t hold big wedding that would have ended in divorce six months later

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor SURREY, BC — After moving out from the rock they were living under, a couple is devastated to learn that...
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My first sexual awakening

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By: Going Through Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes, One Hexed Girl, and Parawhore David Bowie (by Going Through Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes) While most know David Bowie as the lightning bolt face guy...
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U.S. presidential debate formats that would have gone better than what happened on September 29

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By: Kyla Dowling, SFU Student I know what you’re thinking: what the flag-thumping-fuck was that Trump-Biden debate? There’s nothing worse than chugging tequila thinking “oh,...
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Among Us is amongst the most relatable games for SFU students

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By: Kyla Dowling, SFU Student If online school taught me anything (not that I’m too sure it has) it’s how to be antisocial and how...
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A fevered conversation between a student and professor at 2:37 a.m.

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor 11:42 p.m. hi Dr Gawner, my name is Lindsay Haugh. i am in your psyc 388 class. I will be honest, I...
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My Duo: the Duolingo Owl Horror Story

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By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer It was just after 10 o’clock. I’d finally submitted my essay on Canvas, and my burning eyes demanded I close...
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What lies beyond the mysterious AQ ice cream machines?

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By: Zedd Strangelove, SFU Student There I was on a rare sunny fall day — socks up to my knees, Chucks on my feet, and...
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Student accidentally failing class they didn’t even know they were enrolled in

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By: Devana Petrovic, Staff Writer SFU student and film major, Khan Fuzon, recently came forward with a complaint to SFU administration regarding a course mix-up....
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Top ten things that probably made me gay

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By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor “Everytime We Touch” by Cascada When middle school me heard this Eurotrash 2000s staple for the first time, something awakened....
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© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024