The case of the missing EIC

By: Paige Riding and Sara Wong It was a dark and stormy night . . . no, no clichés here. This is just a public...

Student believes they left last scrap of serotonin underneath the rainbow parachute in grade three gym class

By: Kyla Dowling, SFU Student I remember that day so clearly.  Fourth period meant that it was time for gym class. Normally, I’d be nauseous from...

SFU saves student from exam stress by making exams 25 hours apart instead of 24

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor SFU proudly announced in a recent mass email that, to accommodate during these unprecedented times, the university’s administration decided on...

White person shocked to learn about racism for the first time through Instagram infographic

By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer I just learned that racism existed when I opened Instagram feed the other day. Expecting my feed of custom Starbucks...

Monday Music: Songs that remind me of my ex-boyfriend Joe that I listen to while pleasuring myself and weeping

By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor So Joe and I have been broken up now for a week — a week, 11 hours, three minutes, and...

The Peak staff reveal their best worst childhood costumes

By: Juztin Bello, Emma Jean, Dhivya Manohar, and Paige Riding By Juztin I wasn’t big on creative costumes when I was a kid — evident by the...

An SFU Halloween choose your own adventure

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor INTRO: It’s Halloween! And you, being the procrastinating piece of shit you are, left a major project due tonight until this...

Top Ten 2020 Halloween Costumes

By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor The debate fly As the breakout star of the VP Debate, this meme-turned-costume is kind of filthy, relevant to current...

Your Halloween Horrorscopes

By: Kyla Dowling, SFU Student Aries: You just had to ask, “how could 2020 get any worse?” Now, we’re looking at a year-end zombie apocalypse...

What happens if the “Local Women in Your Area!” actually find you?

By: Alex Masse, Peak Associate Would you spend a devastating seven more bucks a month on a new streaming service for a show unavailable on...