Dear Peakie: Where Are They Now?

By: Sonya Janeshewski, SFU Student and Olivia Visser, Copy Editor Dear Peakie,  Last time we spoke, you gave me advice on how to perfect my dad-sona....

Student updates: Spring 2024

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Welcome back, students! Here’s to all that 2024 has in store. IN-PERSON CLASSES FORECASTED DURING SNOWSTORMS  No matter how much snow...

SFSS Council’s Quest for a Rights-Free Utopia

By: Sude Guvendik, Staff Writer Greetings, fellow students of wit, wisdom, and occasionally questionable decision-making! Let’s turn to another page of SFSS council drama, where...

GPA boosters are a joke

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer So you’re trying to boost your GPA, and you’ve come to the conclusion that the only way to save your...

Elf on the Shelf causes post-holiday chaos

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer The attack of the oat milk foam, 9:02 a.m.  I woke up to the sound of my Nespresso machine whirling. It was...

New year, same old hateful me

By: Cam Darting, SFU Student Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate everything, why don’t you? Dear readers, as I lay in bed this whole...

I bet you thought this would be a hairytale

By: Mahla Rae, SFU student You only remember me when you want a bright new hair colour to make you feel cool, or a...

Horoscopes January 8 – 12

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries March 21–April 19  IN: Rewatching Riverdale season 6. Do it for the superpowers.  OUT: Stirring your tea with a fork (seriously, why...

One prediction for each month of 2024

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer January: The Peak will NOT publish an issue to start the semester  Face it — everyone’s tired, we’re still hungover...

Horoscopes: November 27–December 1

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer With the winter solstice fast approaching, you better bundle up, get your skookum snow shovel out, and prepare to dive...